by Snoop Dog August 15, 2004
by schlongman May 4, 2021
when you an yo'z jankey azz bitch are having a nice time with yo gran-dady and youz wanna get away fo sum intimate dertiez, you go to da shitta she takes a derty dumpy and you proceed to eat dat fly bitchez kunt.
by dertydeuces March 28, 2009
schlumpkin is like eathing fart
by man man man231 February 27, 2010
to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.
by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009
similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
by Johnny May 19, 2004
While you are squatting in the shower your significant other is giving you a blowjob while you are taking a shit.
by Nothingbutstank February 7, 2016