ass

A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person...

He's such an ass, my gosh, you'd think he'd know that wasn't a toilet....

by Sasha July 24, 2003

nautical star

A symbol of protection and guidance. Also, sailors would nautical stars tattooed on their forearms as a good luck symbol in hopes of returning home safely.

I just got nautical stars tattooed on my shoulders.

by Sasha June 15, 2006

Fick

An ironic synonym for thick. Use it for someone undeserving of the term thickor so retarded that they probably wouldn't understand the difference or I find it useful when sarcasm comes to play. Beware though a chav would use this term as a serious insult.

"Am I being fick?"

"Shit you're fick"

"A general fuckwit, sharing the intellectual qualities of the likes of George W Bush"

"oh my god mo fo you call me fick??"

by Sasha December 07, 2004

pupkus

The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

Ewww... Bob, there's something all over your window.

Sheessh, Spot was in here with me last night... him and his slimy pupkus..

by Sasha July 03, 2003

tard

derives from the term {retard it's not PC but merely refers to somebody socially undeveloped- sometimes it's needed! you people know who you are!! Oh and it also means to be late tardy but I prefer the first expression.

"erm no sorry I don't do tards"
"do you have to be so tarded??"

by Sasha November 11, 2004

landshark

Ultimate Frisbee term used to describe a member of the team stripping down to nothing, putting a frisbee up their bottocks, and being carried about by four other players who are themselves sometimes topless. Usually done at social gatherings or during tournaments.

"She had no qualms using her brand new frisbee in her landshark"

by sasha December 14, 2003

bonified

a state of excitement...comes from the root word boner

He was bonified about the great party he got invited to.

by Sasha December 24, 2004