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A Cumquick cums too quickly a/k/a a two pump chump, two stroke donkey, quick draw mcgraw, premature ejaculator.
One Girl to Another: He may be cuuuuuute, but he's a cumquick.
Another: NFW (no f*cking way)
Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes
Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.
Another: NFW (no f*cking way)
Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes
Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.
by sarasplayroom.com September 1, 2009
Get the Cumquick mug.A replacement for someone's ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend who looks so much like the ex, it's uncanny. Sometimes done deliberately to piss off the ex.
One Dude to Another: Did you see that chick with Nick?
Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.
One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.
Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.
One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.
Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
by sarasplayroom.com August 29, 2010
Get the Fuck-Alike mug.These accompany a Pindick (a/k/a Pin Dick), meaning tiny balls the size of pinballs from a pinball machine.
Girl on Beach: I cannot look at that guy in the Speedo.
2nd Girl on Beach: Ewwww pindick and pinballs!
Girl: Why doesn't he just wear swim trunks and hide his shame
2nd Girl: He wants to be humiliated. He wants girls to look at him.
Girl: Time for shades.
2nd Girl: Yeah totally time to put on our sunglasses and ignore
2nd Girl on Beach: Ewwww pindick and pinballs!
Girl: Why doesn't he just wear swim trunks and hide his shame
2nd Girl: He wants to be humiliated. He wants girls to look at him.
Girl: Time for shades.
2nd Girl: Yeah totally time to put on our sunglasses and ignore
by sarasplayroom.com December 2, 2009
Get the Pinballs mug.Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles
Girl #2: Ewww gross
Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
Girl #2: Ewww gross
Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
by sarasplayroom.com April 4, 2010
Get the Sperm Whale mug.A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
Get the Acorn Smuggler mug.Cash flow referring to major cash flow in the thousands, hence the use of the 'K'. Usually refers to someone with a lot of cash flow who is showy about it; therefore, people know this person has K Flow. Term especially used in niteclubs, strip clubs, casinos.
One clubgoer to another: Not only does he have the Flow, he has the K Flow.
Another: Yeah he's always straight to the VIP room with that stack.
Another: Yeah he's always straight to the VIP room with that stack.
by sarasplayroom.com July 13, 2009
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