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Breast-o-Sauruses

Large breasts, often fake! Word is a combo of Breasts and Tyrannosauruses.

Dude to Another: Check out that chick's Breast-o-Sauruses. They have to be Double E's!

Another: Double E silicone sacs, but still awesome!

by sarasplayroom.com August 14, 2009

Carterama

The term derived for what could be a one-term Presidency for Barack Obama, if he doesn't live up to campaign promises, or to 'fixing' the country's economic woes and stimulating new jobs for millions of out of work Americans. Is a splice of former one term-er President Carter's and President Obama's names.

It's going to be Carterama in 2012 if Obama doesn't turn things around.

by sarasplayroom.com November 10, 2009

E2W

Paid every 2 weeks, this means into the 2nd week, the payees are beginning to feel the pinch of not budgeting their 2 week pay to last 2 weeks....

One Dude to Another: Getting paid E2W sux!

Another: I know, I'm like so low on money, it's Ramen Noodle time.

Dude: I need to be more disciplined about the cash flow.

by sarasplayroom.com October 6, 2009

Crossing Streams

When 2 guys pee together and duel with the streams as if liquid light sabres, similar to crossing swords, looks gay

One dude to another: Don't tell anyone we were crossing streams, they'll think we're gay!

Another: But can we do it again?

by sarasplayroom.com July 6, 2010

Cock-u-Puncture

Penis piercings

Girl #1: I could not do Brian, that guy had a Prince Albert piercing that was like major in caliber. No way was that going in my pussy. I tried to give him a beej, but I ended up giving him more of a handjob.

Girl #2: I do not understand why guys go for extreme Cock-u-Puncture

Girl #1: It has to fricking hurt!

Girl #2: Some guys are freaks.

by sarasplayroom.com January 20, 2011

Expiration Date

When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.

Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Beef Trombone

Yet another slang term for a big, meaty penis

Girl to Another: I'm so sore....

Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina

Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!

by sarasplayroom.com August 3, 2009