Butcher for Hire

Term for a plastic surgeon who will do any type of plastic surgery, even though it may make the patient look worse than before the plastic surgery took place
One Guy to Another: That girl had perfect perky tits and then she went out and got them stuffed with bowling balls!

Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!
by sarasplayroom.com July 07, 2010
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Scary Grapefruits

Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.
The porn star had scary grapefruits for boobs! They were the worst fakes I ever saw!
by sarasplayroom.com May 15, 2009
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Muffrippers

Slang for waxing salons, especially ones that do Brazilians and other specialty 'muff' work. Slang refers to how the wax is ripped or stripped off, pulling out the stubble or hair with it.
Girl to Another: I need to make an appointment at the Muffrippers.

Another: Ouch, the girls who work there are sadistic!

Girl: Yes, but I need to get the muff waxed, you know, can't let the stubble get out of control.

Another: So true, but I prefer shaving to waxing. Less pain!
by sarasplayroom.com August 16, 2009
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Pin Arms

Thin arms on a man, usually on a wimp, showing that the wimp never works out, has never done a push-up or pull-up or lifted weights, has no bicep or tricep muscle definition. May be adept at playing video games, but does no physical exercise.
Check out the Pin Arms on that wimp on the beach, what is he even doing here, he's going to get laughed off the beach by those hot chicks over there....
by sarasplayroom.com July 12, 2009
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Meatstick Meringue

Yet another slang term for gizz, sperm, semen, splooge
The pornstar shot a load of meatstick meringue on the porn starlet's tanned butt cheek
by sarasplayroom.com November 15, 2009
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Cock Mock

Making fun of a guy's cock, or lack thereof, usually because it's too small or can't get hard.
Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".

Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?

Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.

Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!

Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2010
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Hu Flung Pu

When someone crank calls a Chinese Restaurant inquiring about whether they have certain items on their menu, one being Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo) and the other being the notorious Cream of Sum Yung Gai or Cream of Sum Hung Gai (Some Young Guy or Some Hung Guy). If the order taker doesn't speak English very well, the crank convo can turn out to be humorous.
Cranker: Yes, good evening, I was wondering if you have Hu Flung Pu on your menu?

Order Taker: Hu Flung Pu, no we have Hu Shu Bean Curd and Pu Pu Platter, which you like for take out?

Cranker: Does the Pu Pu Platter come with a lot of Pu Pu

Order Taker: Let me read you what comes with Pu Pu Platter
by sarasplayroom.com July 15, 2009
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