High school kids who still 'bag' their lunches, looked at by other kids as being too poor to buy lunch at school. Hence called 'baggers'. Also lumped into the overall term: Baggers and Bussers
One HS kid to Another: Dude bags every day, eats a cheese sandwich and an apple!
Another: Baggers Banquet! Cheese sandwich on white!
Speaking in Texting Language or Texting itself.
Text-ese will soon become a language unto itself and will leave those behind who do not know how to use text-ese or know what the acronyms and slang mean.
Jerking off and cumming or getting a handjob and cumming
One Girl to Another: Guys just spend way too much time striking white oil
Another: I know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive
Girl: The world might be a better place
Another: Hmmm, or worse, because they'd be more sexually frustrated....
Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.
Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your honest opinion! If I don't start getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!
The type of swimming pool that attracts hot chicks a/k/a pussies to a pool party or to hang out by the pool. Pools with built in spas, custom shapes, fountains, waterfalls, water slides, built in wave action or hotel or resort pools with different themes are especially known to attract pussies.
One guy to another: Danny is having a pool party at his place Saturday nite
Another: Major pussy pool! There will definitely be plenty of hot pussy action at his party.
When a client at a strip club cheaps out and doesn't sit at the rail, but back far enough that he can see everything without having to tip, thus spawning the term: off the rail
Stripper to another: I wish they would ban that perv, all he does is pay the door charge, nurse one drink for like 2 hours and sit off the rail so he doesn't have to tip. What a loser.
Spam camouflaged as possible real email getting the recipient to open it, then the recipient realizes s/he's been spam-o-flaged!
Just got this email, looked legit, but it was spam-o-flage trying to sell me dick pills!