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Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick
Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.
Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?
Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.
Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?
Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
by sarasplayroom.com January 10, 2010
Get the Hold My Breath till I Turn Gaymug. Using the inside cardboard of a pizza box or pizza box lid for 'a plate' on which to eat other than pizza. There may be slight grease or cheese residue on the box or lid, but this does not deter the bachelor from using either flat surface as a plate. Using a bachelor plate means that there are no clean dishes, every dish is dirty and while it's a food poisoning risk, the bachelor is too lazy to wash dishes.
This is sometimes referred to a Dorm Plate as well, since college students don't keep dishes in their dorm rooms and dorm kitchenettes aren't stocked with much except fraternity emblazoned mugs. Pizza boxes then become employed as Plates.
This is sometimes referred to a Dorm Plate as well, since college students don't keep dishes in their dorm rooms and dorm kitchenettes aren't stocked with much except fraternity emblazoned mugs. Pizza boxes then become employed as Plates.
One dude to another: I've got 2 plates left.
Another: Whaddya mean, I don't see any frickin' plates.
Dude: (Opens used pizza box) One here (points to lid) and one here (points to bottom of box)
Another: Man I'll eat off my car hood before I eat off that. Nasty!
Dude: What's wrong with my bachelor plate ??? I eat off these all the time. Haven't gotten sick yet.
Another: Whaddya mean, I don't see any frickin' plates.
Dude: (Opens used pizza box) One here (points to lid) and one here (points to bottom of box)
Another: Man I'll eat off my car hood before I eat off that. Nasty!
Dude: What's wrong with my bachelor plate ??? I eat off these all the time. Haven't gotten sick yet.
by sarasplayroom.com July 17, 2009
Get the Bachelor Platemug. A girl who can shake her stacked booty so fast that it looks like a paint can getting mixed in the machine at Home Depot, a rump shaker who can shake it and make it jiggle like jello
by sarasplayroom.com September 19, 2009
Get the Paint Shakermug. Slang for waxing salons, especially ones that do Brazilians and other specialty 'muff' work. Slang refers to how the wax is ripped or stripped off, pulling out the stubble or hair with it.
Girl to Another: I need to make an appointment at the Muffrippers.
Another: Ouch, the girls who work there are sadistic!
Girl: Yes, but I need to get the muff waxed, you know, can't let the stubble get out of control.
Another: So true, but I prefer shaving to waxing. Less pain!
Another: Ouch, the girls who work there are sadistic!
Girl: Yes, but I need to get the muff waxed, you know, can't let the stubble get out of control.
Another: So true, but I prefer shaving to waxing. Less pain!
by sarasplayroom.com August 16, 2009
Get the Muffrippersmug. Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".
Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?
Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.
Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!
Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?
Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.
Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!
Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2010
Get the Cock Mockmug. The innate intuition of impending Doom that a person feels before the Event of Doom actually occurs. Operates at the same intuitive level as GayDar and GameDar.
Dude #1: Didn't you feel any sense of doom in your marriage before you were served with Divorce Papers?
Dude #2: No man I tell you it was out of the blue
Dude #1: Your DoomDar is non-operational
Dude #2: No man I tell you it was out of the blue
Dude #1: Your DoomDar is non-operational
by sarasplayroom.com December 11, 2009
Get the DoomDarmug. Texter: We made the frat pledges do the Double Dutch Rudder on each other, then we tossed the first rudder cummer
Response: OMG LMAO 2FF
Response: OMG LMAO 2FF
by sarasplayroom.com October 9, 2009
Get the 2ffmug.