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Land Yachts

Upscale mobile homes, usually esconced in coastal or other upscale area trailer parks, i.e. NOT in trailer trash locations.
Paradise Cove in Malibu is loaded with million dollar plus Land Yachts.
by sarasplayroom.com August 11, 2009
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Spackling the Tile

One dude to his roommate: Damn why do you always take the longest showers dude?

Roommate: Spackling the tile!

Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.

Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.
by sarasplayroom.com September 2, 2010
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REVERSE TUG

Overhand motion vs. regular underhand motion for masturbation. Often done just to 'mix it up' when jacking off.
Girl to Another: I caught my boyfriend jerking off, it was like gross. He was doing it like this (girl imitates motion). What does that mean?

Another: Nothing, it's just the reverse tug, guys love playing with their dicks, any way they can, as much as they can.
by sarasplayroom.com August 22, 2009
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Splashing

The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.
Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?

Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.
by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009
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Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.
The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.
by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009
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Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void

Tweets / Twitter Messages of no importance, relevance or interest
1st Tweet: Im painting my toenails right now
2nd Tweet: a rilly awesome color

3rd Tweet: Duz N E 1 want 2 C pixxx
4th Tweet: Jelis H8TRS!!!

Obviously Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void!
by sarasplayroom.com July 31, 2009
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Pool Whores

Hot girls who go to hotel or resort pools as day guests, usually paying a pool fee, with the hopes of snaring rich hotel guests. This is especially rampant in Miami and Vegas.
The day job of the strippers from xxxxxx club is to go to hotel pools. Not only do they get a tan, but the pool whores also recruit guests to come to their strip club that nite.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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