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BANGS not BOTOX

The battle cry of the Cougar who chooses a hairstyle featuring bangs to lessen the need for Botox to treat forehead and eye area wrinkles.

My Mom just got her hair cut and went with bangs! It makes her look so much younger naturally. She said her hairdresser told her: Bangs not Botox!

by sarasplayroom.com November 22, 2009

Striking White Oil

Jerking off and cumming or getting a handjob and cumming

One Girl to Another: Guys just spend way too much time striking white oil

Another: I know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive

Girl: The world might be a better place

Another: Hmmm, or worse, because they'd be more sexually frustrated....

by sarasplayroom.com August 27, 2009

Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009

Splashing

The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.

Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?

Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.

by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009

P.O.T.

Post Orgasmic Torture. When a girl or guy continues to jerk or suck on a guy's dick after he orgasms when it's ultra-sensitive and thus feels like torture or when a girl or guy continues to use a vibrator or other sextoy or tongue on a girl's clit after she orgasms when it's ultra-sensitive and thus feels like torture. But torture of a good variety ;-)

Girl #1: I gave Jason some P.O.T. last nite

Girl #2: You gave him weed?

Girl #1: No I kept sucking his dick after he came and he was like convulsing, it was torture, but he loved it

by sarasplayroom.com January 20, 2011

Dick Deflator

Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.

Man I was jerking it to a porn and the phone rang and it was my Mom! Major dick deflator.

by sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009

Play the Bi Card

To get or keep a distinterested guy interested in a relationship, a girl will tell tales of being bi, hot bi hook-ups and allude to him participating in possible threesomes with her bi friend, but the tales are mostly false.

Girl #1: Joel is losing interest in me. I caught him texting some other chick.

Girl #2: Did you play the bi card yet?

Girl #1: No, but I will. Can I name you as my bi girlfriend?

Girl #2: Yeah, what are friends for?

by sarasplayroom.com March 2, 2010