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Fag Sitter

Girl who will accompany a wanna-be fag on his forays into bars or clubs to find a gay man to play with.

Jessica is such a fag sitter. I don't know why she agrees to go out with Chad while he shops for tops at gay bars.

by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2009

Hu Flung Pu

When someone crank calls a Chinese Restaurant inquiring about whether they have certain items on their menu, one being Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo) and the other being the notorious Cream of Sum Yung Gai or Cream of Sum Hung Gai (Some Young Guy or Some Hung Guy). If the order taker doesn't speak English very well, the crank convo can turn out to be humorous.

Cranker: Yes, good evening, I was wondering if you have Hu Flung Pu on your menu?

Order Taker: Hu Flung Pu, no we have Hu Shu Bean Curd and Pu Pu Platter, which you like for take out?

Cranker: Does the Pu Pu Platter come with a lot of Pu Pu

Order Taker: Let me read you what comes with Pu Pu Platter

by sarasplayroom.com July 15, 2009

Hash Tag Whore

On Twitter, a Hash Tag (#) Whore is a Twitter user who places a hash tag in front of nearly every word in their tweets in an attempt to get as much attention as possible

One Girl to Another: Check out the Tweet from Zoe!

Tweet: goin 2 tha #club 2nite #getwild #getcrazy imma wearin my #sessy #dress from #forever21

Another: What a Hash Tag Whore!

Girl: She totally needs to lay off the hash tags

by sarasplayroom.com June 27, 2010

ShowDar

The uncanny radar-like knack of someone who can predict if a new tv show is going to make or get canceled, usually not someone who works in the tv industry

everyone said that Jerry should rent out his showdar to the networks as he hadn't been wrong once about which new shows would make it and which new shows would fail

by sarasplayroom.com July 19, 2010

Bi Harder

The attempts of girls who aren't bi, but pretend to be bi to get more attention from guys, especially evident in their Myspace and Facebook photos where they are kissing / making out with other girls or when they go to parties and clubs and dance provocatively or kiss or make out with girls. They have no intention of doing anything more 'bi' than that or getting into a bi relationship. They are only into attracting attention to themselves.

Guy #1: Is very girl at this club tonite bi?

Guy #2: Hawwwttt!

Guy #3: Nah, they're not bi, they're just bi harder.

Guy #2: Well it's still hawwwttt!

Guy #3: Yeah well good luck getting any, it's all a show.
They won't deliver.

by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2009

Swallower's Remorse

After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.

One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!

Another: Why?

Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!

Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.

Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.

by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009

Paint Shaker

A girl who can shake her stacked booty so fast that it looks like a paint can getting mixed in the machine at Home Depot, a rump shaker who can shake it and make it jiggle like jello

Damn that girl can shake the paint

She a paint shaker fo sho

by sarasplayroom.com September 19, 2009