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The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!
One girl to another: Check out the red car!
Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!
Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!
Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009
Get the Red Car Small Penis mug.Primarily UK Slang for a girl or Size Queen (referring to the fan in the definition) who prefers larger cocks of tan color and who absolutely doesn't go for small white ones. The tan color refers to mixed race men. The fan doesn't go for the darker black men (well at least not yet).
Girl #1: Did you see how that blondie eyed up the place looking for some steaming hot mocha latte?
Girl #2: She skimmed right over the white-as-ghosts guys.
Girl #1: There is a Lenny Kravitz lookalike over there.
Girl #2: She's got a bead on him.
Girl #1: She's a shameless fan of tan.
Girl #2: She skimmed right over the white-as-ghosts guys.
Girl #1: There is a Lenny Kravitz lookalike over there.
Girl #2: She's got a bead on him.
Girl #1: She's a shameless fan of tan.
by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2010
Get the Fan of Tan mug.Person who only works at nite or person who is only functional at nite and may sleep all day. Similar to the Night Owl.
1. Dude is a total niter, you'll never see him out by daylite.
2. She only takes nite jobs, like club jobs cuz she's older than she says she is, she looks better in club lighting than in bright sunlite or office fluorescents.
2. She only takes nite jobs, like club jobs cuz she's older than she says she is, she looks better in club lighting than in bright sunlite or office fluorescents.
by sarasplayroom.com August 28, 2009
Get the Niter mug.When a guy assumes that he can 'get' a particular real life girl either to date or have sex with because he feels what he has going for him: looks, personality, status, money, job, degree, etc., are enough to impress the girl into doing so. But the problem is that girls want to 'date up', not 'date same' and definitely not 'date down', so girls that most guys think are realistically attainable to them, are not.
Girl #1: JP wants me, he keeps texting me to hang out.
Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.
Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS
Girl #1 and #2: AGS?
Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!
Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.
Girl #2: Most guys are!
Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.
Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS
Girl #1 and #2: AGS?
Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!
Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.
Girl #2: Most guys are!
by sarasplayroom.com December 2, 2009
Get the Attainable Girl Syndrome mug.A group of bitchy girls who make a decision as to whether a male is hung or underhung. This might happen on the beach or in a club where the girls check out crotch bulges or lack thereof. The girls vote yes or no.
The hung jury of hot sluts was at the club and standing around judging guys by their estimated cock sizes.
by SarasPlayroom.com April 22, 2009
Get the Hung Jury mug.Upscale mobile homes, usually esconced in coastal or other upscale area trailer parks, i.e. NOT in trailer trash locations.
by sarasplayroom.com August 11, 2009
Get the Land Yachts mug.Bleach used to turn girls hair an unnatural Barbie blonde. This can be seen especially in photos of girls on Myspace, Facebook and porn sites and in clubs and college campuses and on the beach.
One Dude to Another: You could smell the Barbie Bleach at the club last nite, it was just like Attack of the Barbies!
Another: Blonde Zombies! Did you get laid?
Dude: Unfortunately, no, they were just into trying to out-hot each other.
Another: Blonde Zombies! Did you get laid?
Dude: Unfortunately, no, they were just into trying to out-hot each other.
by sarasplayroom.com June 16, 2010
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