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After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.
One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!
Another: Why?
Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!
Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.
Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.
Another: Why?
Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!
Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.
Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.
by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009
Get the Swallower's Remorsemug. by sarasplayroom.com March 7, 2009
Get the LDLmug. A dominant bitchy bossy girl who makes sure that she gets men to spend a lot of cash on her, this could be on dates or shopping. This could also be an aspect of financial domination where the bossy girl makes demands that money be spent on her or she will drop the wallet guy like a hot potato. Sometimes, the wallet raper will take the wallet, look thru the credit cards, count the cash and decide where the shopping will take place, and how much cash will be spent on her or taken by her.
The wallet raper made sure that she forced her wimpy date to take her to the most expensive restaurant in town, ordered the most expensive bottle of wine, then they went to the casino where she made him give her cash so she could gamble with it.
by Sarasplayroom.com April 12, 2009
Get the wallet rapermug. When a client at a strip club cheaps out and doesn't sit at the rail, but back far enough that he can see everything without having to tip, thus spawning the term: off the rail
Stripper to another: I wish they would ban that perv, all he does is pay the door charge, nurse one drink for like 2 hours and sit off the rail so he doesn't have to tip. What a loser.
by sarasplayroom.com November 10, 2009
Get the Off the Railmug. by sarasplayroom.com July 15, 2009
Get the Crumbs into your Gumsmug. Alcohol. Long before any of the hypnotics and exotics were used to incapacitate an unsuspecting woman, men used to ply women with booze until they were so drunk, they didn't realize the trap they had fallen into.
Girl #1: I woke up and didn't even know where I was, whose bed I was in or what happened, but I knew I had to get out of there
Girl #2: Are you sure the guy didn't slip you a date rape drug?
Girl #1: No we were just doing shots, drinking beer with everyone, I know I got really, really drunk, stumbling drunk, I think I left with him, but that's all I remember
Girl #2: Yeah he made sure you had too much to drink, it's called The Original Date Rape Drug. That type of guy is just a more patient predator, the end result is still the same
Girl #1: Never again am I going to let that happen....
Girl #2: Are you sure the guy didn't slip you a date rape drug?
Girl #1: No we were just doing shots, drinking beer with everyone, I know I got really, really drunk, stumbling drunk, I think I left with him, but that's all I remember
Girl #2: Yeah he made sure you had too much to drink, it's called The Original Date Rape Drug. That type of guy is just a more patient predator, the end result is still the same
Girl #1: Never again am I going to let that happen....
by sarasplayroom.com January 16, 2010
Get the Original Date Rape Drugmug. An anorexic vegetarian for whom vegetarianism is just another way to obsess about their eating habits and to justify their denial of eating foods to themselves or in front of other people.
The true sign of an anorexitarian is instead of saying: "Two slices of pizza has more calories than I eat in a week" - the anorexitarian will say: "I cannot eat this black olive and spinach pizza because the pizzeria does not have a separate pizza oven for vegetarian or vegan pies. Pepperoni may have touched my pizza."
by sarasplayroom.com November 28, 2010
Get the Anorexitarianmug.