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BANGS not BOTOX

The battle cry of the Cougar who chooses a hairstyle featuring bangs to lessen the need for Botox to treat forehead and eye area wrinkles.
My Mom just got her hair cut and went with bangs! It makes her look so much younger naturally. She said her hairdresser told her: Bangs not Botox!
by sarasplayroom.com November 22, 2009
mugGet the BANGS not BOTOXmug.

Live-aboard

Both a noun and a verb, referring to someone who lives aboard a boat, e.g., 'They live aboard their boat' or 'he is a live-aboard'. Can be temporary or permanent, for the length of a dive, vacation, season, lifetime or retirement. If of a more permanent nature, refers to someone who likes the carefree lifestyle associated with living on a boat vs. the responsibility of living in a dwelling on land
One to another: My Dad is retiring soon and he's going to sell his house and become a live-aboard.

Another: No way!

One: Yes, he's going to live-aboard his boat and just sail around the Caribbean and see every single island.
by sarasplayroom.com July 17, 2009
mugGet the Live-aboardmug.

P.O.T.

Post Orgasmic Torture. When a girl or guy continues to jerk or suck on a guy's dick after he orgasms when it's ultra-sensitive and thus feels like torture or when a girl or guy continues to use a vibrator or other sextoy or tongue on a girl's clit after she orgasms when it's ultra-sensitive and thus feels like torture. But torture of a good variety ;-)
Girl #1: I gave Jason some P.O.T. last nite

Girl #2: You gave him weed?

Girl #1: No I kept sucking his dick after he came and he was like convulsing, it was torture, but he loved it
by sarasplayroom.com January 20, 2011
mugGet the P.O.T.mug.

Dick Deflator

Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.
Man I was jerking it to a porn and the phone rang and it was my Mom! Major dick deflator.
by sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009
mugGet the Dick Deflatormug.

Turbo Pussy

A pussy that has received g-post amplification thru the plastic surgery procedure whereby the g-spot is stimulated then injected with collagen or other similar filler. This makes a woman more orgasmic and some even report, makes them perpetually horny. The amplification effect lasts about 6 months, gradually dissipating in the last few months. The women who have the procedures generally become addicted to having Turbo Pussy, even tho the procedure costs on average: $1,200 - $1,500 per injection.
Woman commenting to another woman: All I want to do is get laid or break out my toys every nite, having Turbo Pussy has turned me into a nympho!
by sarasplayroom.com July 3, 2009
mugGet the Turbo Pussymug.

Play the Bi Card

To get or keep a distinterested guy interested in a relationship, a girl will tell tales of being bi, hot bi hook-ups and allude to him participating in possible threesomes with her bi friend, but the tales are mostly false.
Girl #1: Joel is losing interest in me. I caught him texting some other chick.

Girl #2: Did you play the bi card yet?

Girl #1: No, but I will. Can I name you as my bi girlfriend?

Girl #2: Yeah, what are friends for?
by sarasplayroom.com March 2, 2010
mugGet the Play the Bi Cardmug.

Pokeritis

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.
When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!
by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009
mugGet the Pokeritismug.

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