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Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009
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Pissmize

To add piss to a drink, unbeknownst to the drinker, such as at a frat party, where piss could be poured into a plastic cup of beer or at Spring Break where piss could be added to mixed drinks such as Tequila Sunrises where the color would not give away the piss in the mix. This is usually done as a joke or to humiliate the drinker or to see if he / she even notices there is piss in the drink.
He was so wasted, when we pissmized his Tequila Sunrise, he didn't even notice, in fact, he downed it and asked for another.
by sarasplayroom.com December 27, 2009
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JOI

Acronym for Jerk Off Instructions. A POV porn niche where the porn girls give explicit and detailed instructions on how to jerk off.
Greg found out that he couldn't stroke to a fulfilling orgasm unless he was watching hot girls in JOI porn.
by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2010
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Protein Punch

One dude to another: I prefer to give a girl my Protein Punch
instead of frosting her face
by sarasplayroom.com May 29, 2010
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Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay

Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick

Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.

Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?

Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
by sarasplayroom.com January 10, 2010
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Paint Shaker

A girl who can shake her stacked booty so fast that it looks like a paint can getting mixed in the machine at Home Depot, a rump shaker who can shake it and make it jiggle like jello
Damn that girl can shake the paint

She a paint shaker fo sho
by sarasplayroom.com September 19, 2009
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J.O.E.

Guys often use phone sex or porn for J.O.E. (jerk off encouragement)
by SarasPlayroom.com September 22, 2012
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