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When the attention span of a male lasts as long as his erection does, but usually related to the attention being focused on something nasty which normally wouldn't attract a male's attention under flaccid circumstances such as very nasty porn or fugly chicks or hookers.
One Dude to Another: I cannot believed I jacked off to that skank porn last nite. I also joined the skank porn site and spent like $39.95!
Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.
Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.
by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
Get the Erection Span mug.A very hot, beautiful, manipulative woman who lures men into her honey trap and then devours them, and by devours, this means financially, or by turning them into slaves who will do anything for her. She enjoys financially ruining men or turning them into groveling slaves and moving onto the next victim due to her insatiable appetite. Related to the gold digger, but more dominant and in control of the weaker male.
One Stripper to Another: I used to be a gold digger, but every girl here is, too much competition, so now I've become a Venus Flypussy!
Another: What's that?
Stripper: It's when you look for weak wimps with money to financially drain or turn into slaves. It beats screwing for money. You don't even have to screw them. But you do end up "screwing" them if you get my drift...
Another: What's that?
Stripper: It's when you look for weak wimps with money to financially drain or turn into slaves. It beats screwing for money. You don't even have to screw them. But you do end up "screwing" them if you get my drift...
by sarasplayroom.com August 21, 2009
Get the VENUS FLYPUSSY mug.The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!
One girl to another: Check out the red car!
Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!
Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!
Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009
Get the Red Car Small Penis mug.When girls hold up their pinkie fingers, to wag at a guy who has a small penis, doing so in humiliation.
by sarasplayroom.com March 7, 2009
Get the Pinkie Salute mug.When a guy assumes that he can 'get' a particular real life girl either to date or have sex with because he feels what he has going for him: looks, personality, status, money, job, degree, etc., are enough to impress the girl into doing so. But the problem is that girls want to 'date up', not 'date same' and definitely not 'date down', so girls that most guys think are realistically attainable to them, are not.
Girl #1: JP wants me, he keeps texting me to hang out.
Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.
Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS
Girl #1 and #2: AGS?
Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!
Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.
Girl #2: Most guys are!
Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.
Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS
Girl #1 and #2: AGS?
Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!
Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.
Girl #2: Most guys are!
by sarasplayroom.com December 2, 2009
Get the Attainable Girl Syndrome mug.Person who only works at nite or person who is only functional at nite and may sleep all day. Similar to the Night Owl.
1. Dude is a total niter, you'll never see him out by daylite.
2. She only takes nite jobs, like club jobs cuz she's older than she says she is, she looks better in club lighting than in bright sunlite or office fluorescents.
2. She only takes nite jobs, like club jobs cuz she's older than she says she is, she looks better in club lighting than in bright sunlite or office fluorescents.
by sarasplayroom.com August 28, 2009
Get the Niter mug.Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.
by sarasplayroom.com May 15, 2009
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