ShowDar

The uncanny radar-like knack of someone who can predict if a new tv show is going to make or get canceled, usually not someone who works in the tv industry
everyone said that Jerry should rent out his showdar to the networks as he hadn't been wrong once about which new shows would make it and which new shows would fail
by sarasplayroom.com July 19, 2010
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Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.
The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.
by sarasplayroom.com July 22, 2009
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Fuck-Alike

A replacement for someone's ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend who looks so much like the ex, it's uncanny. Sometimes done deliberately to piss off the ex.
One Dude to Another: Did you see that chick with Nick?

Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.

One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.

Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
by sarasplayroom.com August 29, 2010
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Unicorn Fluffer

A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.
One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.

Another: I haven't seen her in forever.

Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.

Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.

Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.

Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.

Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
by sarasplayroom.com August 03, 2009
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Crumbs into your Gums

When you rub the last of the coke powder into your gums....
After you rub crumbs into your gums, they get a little numb....
by sarasplayroom.com July 16, 2009
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FloHo

FloHo (or plural FloHo's) are Ho's in Florida. SoFloHo's are Ho's in South Florida. FloHo's are not imports but local Ho's. Known for blowing off annoying hypersexed 'regular' guys who are only in their city or town traveling in for fun in the sun or for Spring Break. FloHo's prefer local dudes or rich men traveling in.
Check out the FloHo's on the beach. Thong bikinis and bitchin' tans. Man they totally dissed us when they found out we were just dudes on vacay (vacation) from Idaho.
by sarasplayroom.com July 02, 2009
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Scary Grapefruits

Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.
The porn star had scary grapefruits for boobs! They were the worst fakes I ever saw!
by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2009
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