Hung Jury

A group of bitchy girls who make a decision as to whether a male is hung or underhung. This might happen on the beach or in a club where the girls check out crotch bulges or lack thereof. The girls vote yes or no.

The hung jury of hot sluts was at the club and standing around judging guys by their estimated cock sizes.

by SarasPlayroom.com April 22, 2009

Protein Punch

Sperm beverage

One dude to another: I prefer to give a girl my Protein Punch
instead of frosting her face

by sarasplayroom.com May 29, 2010

Pissmize

To add piss to a drink, unbeknownst to the drinker, such as at a frat party, where piss could be poured into a plastic cup of beer or at Spring Break where piss could be added to mixed drinks such as Tequila Sunrises where the color would not give away the piss in the mix. This is usually done as a joke or to humiliate the drinker or to see if he / she even notices there is piss in the drink.

He was so wasted, when we pissmized his Tequila Sunrise, he didn't even notice, in fact, he downed it and asked for another.

by sarasplayroom.com December 27, 2009

JOI

Acronym for Jerk Off Instructions. A POV porn niche where the porn girls give explicit and detailed instructions on how to jerk off.

Greg found out that he couldn't stroke to a fulfilling orgasm unless he was watching hot girls in JOI porn.

by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2010

Baggers

High school kids who still 'bag' their lunches, looked at by other kids as being too poor to buy lunch at school. Hence called 'baggers'. Also lumped into the overall term: Baggers and Bussers

One HS kid to Another: Dude bags every day, eats a cheese sandwich and an apple!

Another: Baggers Banquet! Cheese sandwich on white!

by sarasplayroom.com July 13, 2009

Acorn Smuggler

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.

The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Sperm Whale

A guy who likes to skeet in hot tubs and swimming pools

Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles

Girl #2: Ewww gross

Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!

by sarasplayroom.com April 04, 2010