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Before the Cash. Someone's lack of cash status, usually a man, and usually someone who has potential, but is at poverty or just above poverty level then hits it big: wins the lottery, gets a record deal, major league sports deal, sells his dotcom or biz, inherits money, and then is rolling in the cash.
Golddiggers try to spot the B.C. guys so that when the B.C. guys hit the cash, the golddiggers will be right there, ready to pounce.
by Sarasplayroom.com April 12, 2009
Get the B.C. mug.Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.
by sarasplayroom.com May 15, 2009
Get the Scary Grapefruits mug.A girl who can shake her stacked booty so fast that it looks like a paint can getting mixed in the machine at Home Depot, a rump shaker who can shake it and make it jiggle like jello
by sarasplayroom.com September 19, 2009
Get the Paint Shaker mug.Slang for waxing salons, especially ones that do Brazilians and other specialty 'muff' work. Slang refers to how the wax is ripped or stripped off, pulling out the stubble or hair with it.
Girl to Another: I need to make an appointment at the Muffrippers.
Another: Ouch, the girls who work there are sadistic!
Girl: Yes, but I need to get the muff waxed, you know, can't let the stubble get out of control.
Another: So true, but I prefer shaving to waxing. Less pain!
Another: Ouch, the girls who work there are sadistic!
Girl: Yes, but I need to get the muff waxed, you know, can't let the stubble get out of control.
Another: So true, but I prefer shaving to waxing. Less pain!
by sarasplayroom.com August 16, 2009
Get the Muffrippers mug.Using the inside cardboard of a pizza box or pizza box lid for 'a plate' on which to eat other than pizza. There may be slight grease or cheese residue on the box or lid, but this does not deter the bachelor from using either flat surface as a plate. Using a bachelor plate means that there are no clean dishes, every dish is dirty and while it's a food poisoning risk, the bachelor is too lazy to wash dishes.
This is sometimes referred to a Dorm Plate as well, since college students don't keep dishes in their dorm rooms and dorm kitchenettes aren't stocked with much except fraternity emblazoned mugs. Pizza boxes then become employed as Plates.
This is sometimes referred to a Dorm Plate as well, since college students don't keep dishes in their dorm rooms and dorm kitchenettes aren't stocked with much except fraternity emblazoned mugs. Pizza boxes then become employed as Plates.
One dude to another: I've got 2 plates left.
Another: Whaddya mean, I don't see any frickin' plates.
Dude: (Opens used pizza box) One here (points to lid) and one here (points to bottom of box)
Another: Man I'll eat off my car hood before I eat off that. Nasty!
Dude: What's wrong with my bachelor plate ??? I eat off these all the time. Haven't gotten sick yet.
Another: Whaddya mean, I don't see any frickin' plates.
Dude: (Opens used pizza box) One here (points to lid) and one here (points to bottom of box)
Another: Man I'll eat off my car hood before I eat off that. Nasty!
Dude: What's wrong with my bachelor plate ??? I eat off these all the time. Haven't gotten sick yet.
by sarasplayroom.com July 17, 2009
Get the Bachelor Plate mug.Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick
Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.
Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?
Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.
Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?
Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
by sarasplayroom.com January 10, 2010
Get the Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay mug.When a poorboy pads his wallet with $1 bills and $5 bills, then puts larger bills on either end of the cash wad to impress friends or girls or strippers, fool them and make them think he's got lots of big bills. This is called a Poorboy Roll.
One stripper to another: Did you see how thick his wallet was?
Other stripper: No, it's a poorboy roll, once the 20's are gone, you'll see he just has 1's and 5's.
Other stripper: No, it's a poorboy roll, once the 20's are gone, you'll see he just has 1's and 5's.
by sarasplayroom.com July 4, 2009
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