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When you send an email before you're ready to send.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009
Get the Premature Send-jaculation mug.To add piss to a drink, unbeknownst to the drinker, such as at a frat party, where piss could be poured into a plastic cup of beer or at Spring Break where piss could be added to mixed drinks such as Tequila Sunrises where the color would not give away the piss in the mix. This is usually done as a joke or to humiliate the drinker or to see if he / she even notices there is piss in the drink.
He was so wasted, when we pissmized his Tequila Sunrise, he didn't even notice, in fact, he downed it and asked for another.
by sarasplayroom.com December 27, 2009
Get the Pissmize mug.Acronym for Jerk Off Instructions. A POV porn niche where the porn girls give explicit and detailed instructions on how to jerk off.
Greg found out that he couldn't stroke to a fulfilling orgasm unless he was watching hot girls in JOI porn.
by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2010
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Get the Protein Punch mug.After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.
One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!
Another: Why?
Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!
Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.
Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.
Another: Why?
Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!
Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.
Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.
by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009
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Get the J.O.E. mug.Man who believes and acts like he has the largest penis in a geographic area, and therefore, feels he rules over other men by size and can claim all the pussies in that area. Area can be defined as something as small as a party, niteclub, campus or town or larger geographic area over which the Biggest Dick in the Box feels he can preside.
One dude to Another in a Club: Who is that flypaper with all the coochies stuck to him
Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box
Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting
Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't
Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box
Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting
Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't
by sarasplayroom.com August 20, 2009
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