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When you send an email before you're ready to send.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009
Get the Premature Send-jaculation mug.To add piss to a drink, unbeknownst to the drinker, such as at a frat party, where piss could be poured into a plastic cup of beer or at Spring Break where piss could be added to mixed drinks such as Tequila Sunrises where the color would not give away the piss in the mix. This is usually done as a joke or to humiliate the drinker or to see if he / she even notices there is piss in the drink.
He was so wasted, when we pissmized his Tequila Sunrise, he didn't even notice, in fact, he downed it and asked for another.
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Get the Pissmize mug.Acronym for Jerk Off Instructions. A POV porn niche where the porn girls give explicit and detailed instructions on how to jerk off.
Greg found out that he couldn't stroke to a fulfilling orgasm unless he was watching hot girls in JOI porn.
by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2010
Get the JOI mug.Putting your age as 99 on Myspace so that people can't troll you by your real age and spam you or send you stupid messages like "whazzup?"
by sarasplayroom.com June 5, 2009
Get the 99 mug.On Twitter, a Hash Tag (#) Whore is a Twitter user who places a hash tag in front of nearly every word in their tweets in an attempt to get as much attention as possible
One Girl to Another: Check out the Tweet from Zoe!
Tweet: goin 2 tha #club 2nite #getwild #getcrazy imma wearin my #sessy #dress from #forever21
Another: What a Hash Tag Whore!
Girl: She totally needs to lay off the hash tags
Tweet: goin 2 tha #club 2nite #getwild #getcrazy imma wearin my #sessy #dress from #forever21
Another: What a Hash Tag Whore!
Girl: She totally needs to lay off the hash tags
by sarasplayroom.com June 27, 2010
Get the Hash Tag Whore mug.When someone crank calls a Chinese Restaurant inquiring about whether they have certain items on their menu, one being Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo) and the other being the notorious Cream of Sum Yung Gai or Cream of Sum Hung Gai (Some Young Guy or Some Hung Guy). If the order taker doesn't speak English very well, the crank convo can turn out to be humorous.
Cranker: Yes, good evening, I was wondering if you have Hu Flung Pu on your menu?
Order Taker: Hu Flung Pu, no we have Hu Shu Bean Curd and Pu Pu Platter, which you like for take out?
Cranker: Does the Pu Pu Platter come with a lot of Pu Pu
Order Taker: Let me read you what comes with Pu Pu Platter
Order Taker: Hu Flung Pu, no we have Hu Shu Bean Curd and Pu Pu Platter, which you like for take out?
Cranker: Does the Pu Pu Platter come with a lot of Pu Pu
Order Taker: Let me read you what comes with Pu Pu Platter
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