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Striking White Oil

Jerking off and cumming or getting a handjob and cumming

One Girl to Another: Guys just spend way too much time striking white oil

Another: I know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive

Girl: The world might be a better place

Another: Hmmm, or worse, because they'd be more sexually frustrated....

by sarasplayroom.com August 27, 2009

Tuna Tune-up

The dreaded annual exam to the Gynecologist to examine the tuna in extreme close-up to perform the annual tune-up with barbaric metal instruments

Girl #1: I can't get fucked tonite

Girl #2: Why?

Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow

Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead

by sarasplayroom.com January 16, 2010

Guidosis

A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.

One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!

Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!

by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010

White Boy Stab

A sex term indicating a white man doing a white girl doggy-style where his dick is small to average in length. The white man can't really thrust or do long strokes, so he just pulls out a little bit on the out-stroke so he pathetically doesn't pop out, but tries to ram the girl really hard on the in-thrust, trying to make her feel like she is really being fucked, when she's not. Hence he is doing the lame, mechanical White Boy Stab.

Girl to other Girl in Club: Whatever you do, even tho that dude is cute, do not let him do you because I can tell you from the depths of small dick hell, all he can do is the lame White Boy Stab from behind.

by sarasplayroom.com June 29, 2009

Dick Deflator

Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.

Man I was jerking it to a porn and the phone rang and it was my Mom! Major dick deflator.

by sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009

P.O.T.

Post Orgasmic Torture. When a girl or guy continues to jerk or suck on a guy's dick after he orgasms when it's ultra-sensitive and thus feels like torture or when a girl or guy continues to use a vibrator or other sextoy or tongue on a girl's clit after she orgasms when it's ultra-sensitive and thus feels like torture. But torture of a good variety ;-)

Girl #1: I gave Jason some P.O.T. last nite

Girl #2: You gave him weed?

Girl #1: No I kept sucking his dick after he came and he was like convulsing, it was torture, but he loved it

by sarasplayroom.com January 20, 2011

VENUS FLYPUSSY

A very hot, beautiful, manipulative woman who lures men into her honey trap and then devours them, and by devours, this means financially, or by turning them into slaves who will do anything for her. She enjoys financially ruining men or turning them into groveling slaves and moving onto the next victim due to her insatiable appetite. Related to the gold digger, but more dominant and in control of the weaker male.

One Stripper to Another: I used to be a gold digger, but every girl here is, too much competition, so now I've become a Venus Flypussy!

Another: What's that?

Stripper: It's when you look for weak wimps with money to financially drain or turn into slaves. It beats screwing for money. You don't even have to screw them. But you do end up "screwing" them if you get my drift...

by sarasplayroom.com August 21, 2009