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Play the Bi Card

To get or keep a distinterested guy interested in a relationship, a girl will tell tales of being bi, hot bi hook-ups and allude to him participating in possible threesomes with her bi friend, but the tales are mostly false.

Girl #1: Joel is losing interest in me. I caught him texting some other chick.

Girl #2: Did you play the bi card yet?

Girl #1: No, but I will. Can I name you as my bi girlfriend?

Girl #2: Yeah, what are friends for?

by sarasplayroom.com March 2, 2010

Cock-atoo

Cock Tattoo. Tattoo on a cock.

I can't believe he got a Cock-atoo. Painful!!!

by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2009

Pool-Nami

When swimming pool water generates massive tsunami wave action from an earthquake as seen in videos taken at the time of the Baja / SoCal earthquake on 4/4/10.

I was on the phone during the earthquake and noticed my chandelier swaying, and when I looked out the window at the swimming pool, the water was making huge waves, which splashed up and out of the pool, the waves kept doing that for several minutes, it was like a Pool-Nami! But I didn't have my cell phone on to shoot a video clip for youtube.

by sarasplayroom.com April 5, 2010

Steal-a-Meal

Whereby people bring large ziploc bags to Buffets (examples: weddings, corporate events, complimentary hotel brunches, casinos) or Buffet Restaurants for the sole purpose of stuffing excess food into the bags and 'stealing' it. This is usually accomplished by overloading one's plate at the Buffet and then surreptitiously tipping the contents of the plate into the ziploc bag. The ziploc bags are usually concealed in: ladies' handbags, men's briefbags, empty laptop cases, overcoats, children's strollers etc.

So what are we going to hit off the buffet tonite?

I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.

Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?

Never leave home without 'em!

by sarasplayroom.com December 1, 2009

Service Male

A sexual service male, must be well hung and hot looking. Does not need to have money or a good job, just be good in bed. Women of all ages use service males for hot sex, but have no plans to enter into relationships with them. In the hierarchy of males, the service male is between the alpha male and beta male.

Women use service males as life-sized dildos. Service males are only good for one thing! Sexual service.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Douche-Tag

Any accessory a douche wears or a tattoo on a douche that signifies the status of douche-hood. Flashy douche bling, flashy trash in or on their cars, doucheboy tatts all qualify as douche-tags.

Could that douche be any more douche-y? He was floating every douche-tag known to douchery!

by Sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

sock-pussy

Masturbation sock. Guy slides sock over his cock and strokes into the sock. Easy clean-up. Sock-pussy is also used as humiliation when a girl instructs a guy to go get a sock-pussy, because he's not getting real pussy.

Nicole told the idiot to go get a sock-pussy and stroke off, because there was no way he was going to be getting any real pussy.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009