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99

Putting your age as 99 on Myspace so that people can't troll you by your real age and spam you or send you stupid messages like "whazzup?"

I had my real age on Myspace but I got too many douchebags trying to hit me up, so I 99'd myself.

by sarasplayroom.com June 5, 2009

Poorboy Roll

When a poorboy pads his wallet with $1 bills and $5 bills, then puts larger bills on either end of the cash wad to impress friends or girls or strippers, fool them and make them think he's got lots of big bills. This is called a Poorboy Roll.

One stripper to another: Did you see how thick his wallet was?

Other stripper: No, it's a poorboy roll, once the 20's are gone, you'll see he just has 1's and 5's.

by sarasplayroom.com July 4, 2009

Protein Punch

Sperm beverage

One dude to another: I prefer to give a girl my Protein Punch
instead of frosting her face

by sarasplayroom.com May 29, 2010

Pissmize

To add piss to a drink, unbeknownst to the drinker, such as at a frat party, where piss could be poured into a plastic cup of beer or at Spring Break where piss could be added to mixed drinks such as Tequila Sunrises where the color would not give away the piss in the mix. This is usually done as a joke or to humiliate the drinker or to see if he / she even notices there is piss in the drink.

He was so wasted, when we pissmized his Tequila Sunrise, he didn't even notice, in fact, he downed it and asked for another.

by sarasplayroom.com December 27, 2009

Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.

Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009

Swallower's Remorse

After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.

One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!

Another: Why?

Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!

Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.

Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.

by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009

Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009