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Term for a plastic surgeon who will do any type of plastic surgery, even though it may make the patient look worse than before the plastic surgery took place
One Guy to Another: That girl had perfect perky tits and then she went out and got them stuffed with bowling balls!
Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!
Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!
by sarasplayroom.com July 7, 2010
Get the Butcher for Hiremug. Myspace ADDICT who lives to be ADDED to other people's Friends Lists, who sends out zillions of Friends Requests and lives for the ADD. Will compulsively and repulsively send out THANKS FOR THE ADD messages with glittery or other nauseating graphics. ADDIOTS will also be devastated if they don't get an ADD, launching into extreme depression.
He is a total ADDIOT. He sends out Friends Requests to all the porn stars and bands on Myspace because he knows they add everybody. He has like 50,000 adds.
by sarasplayroom.com July 2, 2009
Get the ADDIOTmug. The heightened arousal factor from a sexual experience with someone the first time, that usually wanes thereafter
Girl #1: I'm getting bored with JP
Girl #2: You've only been with him three times!
Girl #1: I know, but everything after the first time is a downhill slide
Girl #2: You should just do one-nite stands then if you only get off on the First Time Factor
Girl #1: Yeah maybe
Girl #2: You've only been with him three times!
Girl #1: I know, but everything after the first time is a downhill slide
Girl #2: You should just do one-nite stands then if you only get off on the First Time Factor
Girl #1: Yeah maybe
by sarasplayroom.com February 2, 2010
Get the First Time Factormug. When a girl gets tired of fucking the same cock, even though that cock might be awesome by size, girth, cumshot.
Girl #1: I cheated on Danny.
Girl #2: Why? I thought you said he had an incredible cock...
Girl #1: It's been 3 months, I'm tired of his cock, so I did a one-niter with this guy I met on Twitter.
Girl #2: Sounds like you have cock fatigue.
Girl #1: Yeah you could call it that. I'm just afraid to tell Danny, don't want to deflate his ego. There's nothing wrong with his cock. I just need fresh new cock!
Girl #2: Why? I thought you said he had an incredible cock...
Girl #1: It's been 3 months, I'm tired of his cock, so I did a one-niter with this guy I met on Twitter.
Girl #2: Sounds like you have cock fatigue.
Girl #1: Yeah you could call it that. I'm just afraid to tell Danny, don't want to deflate his ego. There's nothing wrong with his cock. I just need fresh new cock!
by sarasplayroom.com May 6, 2010
Get the Cock Fatiguemug. When the attention span of a male lasts as long as his erection does, but usually related to the attention being focused on something nasty which normally wouldn't attract a male's attention under flaccid circumstances such as very nasty porn or fugly chicks or hookers.
One Dude to Another: I cannot believed I jacked off to that skank porn last nite. I also joined the skank porn site and spent like $39.95!
Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.
Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.
by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
Get the Erection Spanmug. Both a noun and a verb, referring to someone who lives aboard a boat, e.g., 'They live aboard their boat' or 'he is a live-aboard'. Can be temporary or permanent, for the length of a dive, vacation, season, lifetime or retirement. If of a more permanent nature, refers to someone who likes the carefree lifestyle associated with living on a boat vs. the responsibility of living in a dwelling on land
One to another: My Dad is retiring soon and he's going to sell his house and become a live-aboard.
Another: No way!
One: Yes, he's going to live-aboard his boat and just sail around the Caribbean and see every single island.
Another: No way!
One: Yes, he's going to live-aboard his boat and just sail around the Caribbean and see every single island.
by sarasplayroom.com July 17, 2009
Get the Live-aboardmug. The battle cry of the Cougar who chooses a hairstyle featuring bangs to lessen the need for Botox to treat forehead and eye area wrinkles.
My Mom just got her hair cut and went with bangs! It makes her look so much younger naturally. She said her hairdresser told her: Bangs not Botox!
by sarasplayroom.com November 22, 2009
Get the BANGS not BOTOXmug.