sarasplayroom.com's definitions
One Girl to Another: Guys just spend way too much time striking white oil
Another: I know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive
Girl: The world might be a better place
Another: Hmmm, or worse, because they'd be more sexually frustrated....
Another: I know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive
Girl: The world might be a better place
Another: Hmmm, or worse, because they'd be more sexually frustrated....
by sarasplayroom.com August 27, 2009
Get the Striking White Oil mug.A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.
One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!
Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
Get the Guidosis mug.The dreaded annual exam to the Gynecologist to examine the tuna in extreme close-up to perform the annual tune-up with barbaric metal instruments
Girl #1: I can't get fucked tonite
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow
Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow
Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead
by sarasplayroom.com January 16, 2010
Get the Tuna Tune-up mug.A pussy that has received g-post amplification thru the plastic surgery procedure whereby the g-spot is stimulated then injected with collagen or other similar filler. This makes a woman more orgasmic and some even report, makes them perpetually horny. The amplification effect lasts about 6 months, gradually dissipating in the last few months. The women who have the procedures generally become addicted to having Turbo Pussy, even tho the procedure costs on average: $1,200 - $1,500 per injection.
Woman commenting to another woman: All I want to do is get laid or break out my toys every nite, having Turbo Pussy has turned me into a nympho!
by sarasplayroom.com July 3, 2009
Get the Turbo Pussy mug.Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.
by sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009
Get the Dick Deflator mug.Post Orgasmic Torture. When a girl or guy continues to jerk or suck on a guy's dick after he orgasms when it's ultra-sensitive and thus feels like torture or when a girl or guy continues to use a vibrator or other sextoy or tongue on a girl's clit after she orgasms when it's ultra-sensitive and thus feels like torture. But torture of a good variety ;-)
Girl #1: I gave Jason some P.O.T. last nite
Girl #2: You gave him weed?
Girl #1: No I kept sucking his dick after he came and he was like convulsing, it was torture, but he loved it
Girl #2: You gave him weed?
Girl #1: No I kept sucking his dick after he came and he was like convulsing, it was torture, but he loved it
by sarasplayroom.com January 20, 2011
Get the P.O.T. mug.Girl who will accompany a wanna-be fag on his forays into bars or clubs to find a gay man to play with.
Jessica is such a fag sitter. I don't know why she agrees to go out with Chad while he shops for tops at gay bars.
by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2009
Get the Fag Sitter mug.