After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.
One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!
Another: Why?
Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!
Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.
Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.
Another: Why?
Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!
Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.
Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.
by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009
Get the Swallower's Remorsemug. Dude you really don't want to go into that club, see the rainbow decal on the door, it's for gayers!
by sarasplayroom.com August 28, 2009
Get the Gayersmug. When a poorboy pads his wallet with $1 bills and $5 bills, then puts larger bills on either end of the cash wad to impress friends or girls or strippers, fool them and make them think he's got lots of big bills. This is called a Poorboy Roll.
One stripper to another: Did you see how thick his wallet was?
Other stripper: No, it's a poorboy roll, once the 20's are gone, you'll see he just has 1's and 5's.
Other stripper: No, it's a poorboy roll, once the 20's are gone, you'll see he just has 1's and 5's.
by sarasplayroom.com July 04, 2009
Get the Poorboy Rollmug. The uncanny radar-like knack of someone who can predict if a new tv show is going to make or get canceled, usually not someone who works in the tv industry
everyone said that Jerry should rent out his showdar to the networks as he hadn't been wrong once about which new shows would make it and which new shows would fail
by sarasplayroom.com July 19, 2010
Get the ShowDarmug. Overhand motion vs. regular underhand motion for masturbation. Often done just to 'mix it up' when jacking off.
Girl to Another: I caught my boyfriend jerking off, it was like gross. He was doing it like this (girl imitates motion). What does that mean?
Another: Nothing, it's just the reverse tug, guys love playing with their dicks, any way they can, as much as they can.
Another: Nothing, it's just the reverse tug, guys love playing with their dicks, any way they can, as much as they can.
by sarasplayroom.com August 22, 2009
Get the REVERSE TUGmug. Upscale mobile homes, usually esconced in coastal or other upscale area trailer parks, i.e. NOT in trailer trash locations.
by sarasplayroom.com August 11, 2009
Get the Land Yachtsmug. Bleach used to turn girls hair an unnatural Barbie blonde. This can be seen especially in photos of girls on Myspace, Facebook and porn sites and in clubs and college campuses and on the beach.
One Dude to Another: You could smell the Barbie Bleach at the club last nite, it was just like Attack of the Barbies!
Another: Blonde Zombies! Did you get laid?
Dude: Unfortunately, no, they were just into trying to out-hot each other.
Another: Blonde Zombies! Did you get laid?
Dude: Unfortunately, no, they were just into trying to out-hot each other.
by sarasplayroom.com June 16, 2010
Get the Barbie Bleachmug.