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Unicorn Fluffer

A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.
One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.

Another: I haven't seen her in forever.

Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.

Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.

Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.

Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.

Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009
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Beef Trombone

Yet another slang term for a big, meaty penis
Girl to Another: I'm so sore....

Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina

Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!
by sarasplayroom.com August 3, 2009
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Land Yachts

Upscale mobile homes, usually esconced in coastal or other upscale area trailer parks, i.e. NOT in trailer trash locations.
Paradise Cove in Malibu is loaded with million dollar plus Land Yachts.
by sarasplayroom.com August 11, 2009
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Oompa Loompas

Ho's (girls) who get fake spray-on 'orange' tans the same color as the skin of the Oompa Loompas from the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Often when Oompa Loompas are spotted, the spotters start singing the Ooompa Loompa song. Celebrity ho's are often uber-guilty of getting the most outrageous orange spray-on tans.
One Dude to Another: Check out the Oompa Loompas coming out of the tanning salon.

Damn: They are looking pretty orange.

One Dude: Like Malibu Barbies except orange.

Both Dudes: (Start singing the Ooompa Loompa song)
by sarasplayroom.com August 14, 2009
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Breast-o-Sauruses

Large breasts, often fake! Word is a combo of Breasts and Tyrannosauruses.
Dude to Another: Check out that chick's Breast-o-Sauruses. They have to be Double E's!

Another: Double E silicone sacs, but still awesome!
by sarasplayroom.com August 14, 2009
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Muffrippers

Slang for waxing salons, especially ones that do Brazilians and other specialty 'muff' work. Slang refers to how the wax is ripped or stripped off, pulling out the stubble or hair with it.
Girl to Another: I need to make an appointment at the Muffrippers.

Another: Ouch, the girls who work there are sadistic!

Girl: Yes, but I need to get the muff waxed, you know, can't let the stubble get out of control.

Another: So true, but I prefer shaving to waxing. Less pain!
by sarasplayroom.com August 16, 2009
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Biggest Dick in the Box

Man who believes and acts like he has the largest penis in a geographic area, and therefore, feels he rules over other men by size and can claim all the pussies in that area. Area can be defined as something as small as a party, niteclub, campus or town or larger geographic area over which the Biggest Dick in the Box feels he can preside.
One dude to Another in a Club: Who is that flypaper with all the coochies stuck to him

Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box

Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting

Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't
by sarasplayroom.com August 20, 2009
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