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Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay

Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen

Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick

Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.

Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?

Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....

by sarasplayroom.com January 10, 2010

Scary Grapefruits

Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.

The porn star had scary grapefruits for boobs! They were the worst fakes I ever saw!

by sarasplayroom.com May 15, 2009

J.O.E.

Acronym for Jerk Off Encouragement

Guys often use phone sex or porn for J.O.E. (jerk off encouragement)

by SarasPlayroom.com September 22, 2012

Delroy

A person, usually a guy, who appears capable of carrying out a task assigned to him, states he is capable, in fact, maybe even brag he is capable, but who fails miserably, and secretly perhaps even covets the negative attention from the failure

Dude is such a Delroy! Even a douchebag could have gotten everything on this shopping list for the party. Epic fail again and where did all the money we gave him go? He was short on the cash, and claimed he lost receipts. A Delroy can't be trusted to do shit.

by sarasplayroom.com November 7, 2009

Live-aboard

Both a noun and a verb, referring to someone who lives aboard a boat, e.g., 'They live aboard their boat' or 'he is a live-aboard'. Can be temporary or permanent, for the length of a dive, vacation, season, lifetime or retirement. If of a more permanent nature, refers to someone who likes the carefree lifestyle associated with living on a boat vs. the responsibility of living in a dwelling on land

One to another: My Dad is retiring soon and he's going to sell his house and become a live-aboard.

Another: No way!

One: Yes, he's going to live-aboard his boat and just sail around the Caribbean and see every single island.

by sarasplayroom.com July 17, 2009

Pokeritis

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.

When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!

by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009

Striking White Oil

Jerking off and cumming or getting a handjob and cumming

One Girl to Another: Guys just spend way too much time striking white oil

Another: I know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive

Girl: The world might be a better place

Another: Hmmm, or worse, because they'd be more sexually frustrated....

by sarasplayroom.com August 27, 2009