sampson420ex's definitions

qwauf'n poof

an absolutly rediculous amount of hair that is huge and bushed.

"I woke up in the morning and J. Round nuzzer told me i had a nice qwuaf'n poof."

by Sampson420ex October 4, 2004

Kraca

A white person who is a Cracker

" Micheal J Roundbelly is a fricken Kraca"

" Gu and Mike walked in and I said," Damn Kracas!"

by Sampson420ex October 4, 2004

john deer

take anal beads and put them up a girls ass then proceed to put your foot on her ass and pull them out like a pullstart on a tractor.

damn that bitch couldnt sit for a week after she road on my john deer

by sampson420ex April 15, 2006

double eye winkey

when you titty fuck a girl from the opposite way and she winks on your nuts to tickle them

mike....
...ahhh nevermind

by sampson420ex October 6, 2004

Poon Tap

To use the back of your hand to hit a woman's or a man's private parts

"I gave Katie like 20 poon taps, and she stood there pretending it was okay."

by Sampson420ex October 3, 2004

Shmiterick Johnson

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves

schmiterick johnson izzle

by sampson420ex October 6, 2004

Mississippi Mud Flap

stupid redneck mullet

"If I see anyone with a Mississippi Mud Flap, I'm going to slit his neck, and shit down his throat."

by Sampson420ex October 3, 2004