sam's definitions

blode

a blode is a like a chode but the other way round it is longer than it is wide therfore a rather avrige penis this word was come up with by me whilst i was thinking for a meaning i could put to the word blode because i had noticed its simalarity to the word chode

When a chode has an erection it stands most chance of breifly becoming a blode

by Sam January 8, 2005

Baritone

Moi.

The medium male singing voice. Plays the nasties in opera and musical theater: cruel prison wardens and other villains.

It's a rather sensuous voice range... although the tenor range is quite sexy for moi... what does it matter?

Tenor, baritone, or bass, the male voice turns me on!

by Sam October 28, 2004

Castrato

In the early days of opera, womyn were not allowed to sing in public, not even in a chorus. How to fill in the female roles in opera? Pick a choir-boy with a great voice that has not yet deepened, by consent of their parents, perform a little operation on them, removing the testicles.

Results? Without the hormones needed for adulthood, their voices remained sopranos and altos while their chests and lungs matured regularly, their voices combined male power with female beauty. Now they were able to successfully pull off female roles onstage.

Today, this practice is illegal.

Farinelli was the most legendary castrato... history says these things, but can it make you believe them?

by Sam October 29, 2004

The Ol' Monkey Claw

Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.

And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!

by Sam February 26, 2005

Debian

A more advanced linux distro.

Debian is much more advanced then Mandrake.

by Sam September 30, 2003

superfletchulescent

Something that is superb. . no. . .excellent. . no. . there is no word to describe it.

The "Come on Eileene" song is superfletchulescent. Erin is superfletchulescent.

by Sam March 3, 2003

shizn

originates from the latin word 'shingyapolamoy'. often referred to being flamboyant or metrosexual. both descriptions are intertwined synonymously, subconsciously.

that guy has great fashion sense. he must be shizn.

by sam April 1, 2005