492 definitions by sam

A person who really knows where his/her towel is.
You zarkin' frood! You've had that same old towel since you were 623 years old!
by Sam May 09, 2005

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The greatest character in the Simpsons (Except Duffman). He also has the best Phrases.
I bent my Wookie!
My daddy shoots people!
Hi! Super Nintendo Chalmers!
I'm Learnding!
by sam May 12, 2004

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the act of snorting a line of crystal meth through the nose by heating up the end of a glass pipe and then opening your mouth to release white smoke
dayum! them hotrails FUCK ME UP!
by sam February 12, 2004

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Cello quartet from Finnland. Classically-trained, Eicca Toppinen, Paavo Lötjönen, and Perttu Kivilakso combine metal, rock, and (modern) classial music into what they are today.
to hell with metallica; let apocalyptica write some of their own music.
by Sam May 25, 2004

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A mostly ghetto city in northeastern Ohio that is filled with crime, poverty, murder, drugs, and corruption.
I live in Youngstown and every night I hear gunshots.
by Sam January 01, 2005

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501
In reference to a booty, levi jeans "501," jeans. so if u say damn that girl has a 501 she has a nice big ass
"Damm shorty check out Lauren's 501."
by Sam February 14, 2005

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depression is when you become interested in nothing and the only thing that doesn't hurt is when you are hurting
the knife is painless but life hurts like a bitch
by sam February 18, 2005

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