rj's definitions

six-pack attack

when you have yor thumb in the pink and two in the stink

carrin a bowling ball

by rj December 2, 2003

monkey storm

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.

Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.

by RJ May 19, 2004

lates

used in a song by the connecticut band Death Threat on the god and government record. a way to say good bye eps. used by people in ct or in hardcore.

3-4-5-6-7-LATES -- from the death threat song

"im going bro, lates"

by rj March 9, 2005

Shop whore

A woman or man who would purchase things for themselves at the expense of thier childrens needs.

She has a closet full of dresses because she feeds her kids pb and j every day. Stupid shop whore, someone should yank her kids out of there.

by RJ September 4, 2004

bean counter

slang derrogatory term used in referring to accountants.

i would hate to be a bean counter for a living. i would rather be poor and have a personality.

by RJ April 13, 2003

ACDC

Best damn band out there

dirty deeds done dirt cheap

by RJ June 15, 2003

rfizzle

Rfizzle (noun) a lame website maintianed by RJ or RJ

hey is that rfizzle.com, yep and look a picture of rj

by RJ April 5, 2005