rj's definitions

six-pack attack

when you have yor thumb in the pink and two in the stink

carrin a bowling ball

by rj December 2, 2003

monkey storm

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.

Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.

by RJ May 19, 2004

Shop whore

A woman or man who would purchase things for themselves at the expense of thier childrens needs.

She has a closet full of dresses because she feeds her kids pb and j every day. Stupid shop whore, someone should yank her kids out of there.

by RJ September 4, 2004

bean counter

slang derrogatory term used in referring to accountants.

i would hate to be a bean counter for a living. i would rather be poor and have a personality.

by RJ April 13, 2003

sportsphds

A group of strapping young men with 12 inch cocks

When the sportsphds put it in, I immediately had to tell them to take it out.

by rj April 9, 2003

willis reed

The coolest person ever the best basketball player of all time. Much better then phill jakson.

Man you play bassketball almost as good as willis reed

by rj March 30, 2003

bh

brotherhood--elite--the best

the bh pwnz j00--bh are better

by RJ September 24, 2004