redblade7's definitions

televangelist

Someone who believes that greed, war, torture, Big Business, and depriving people of freedom are examples of following Jesus' commandment to "love your neighbor as yourself." Sometimes they place greater value on the Constitution of the United States than the Bible, and use it as an excuse for patriotism (a form of idolatry) and cutting government programs which help the poor. They claim they believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible, yet they believe in "the Rapture," which is not a very literal interpretation. Often, they think they can "rush" the Second Coming of Christ by promoting war in the Middle East.

I saw this televangelist on TV, who said that bombing the Middle East was God's will, and that sending him money will save me from my sins.

by RedBlade7 March 30, 2008

pwned

Legend has it that in the World of Warcraft, there exists an Orcish Dominatrix. Better not cross her path! They say that those who went searching for her have never returned.

On your knees!...(whack)...PWNED!!!

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

poon tang

Usually a synonym for "piece of ass" or another similar sexual phrase. The world may never know what "poon tang" means.

"I need some sweet poon tang!"

by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008

teh

A common misspelling of "the," often used on purpose for a joke. It is frequently applied to "teh goatse man." Also, "this is teh suck" is often used instead of the dated (1990s) "this sucks."

1. "teh goatse man"
2. "OMG THIS IS TEH SUCK!"

by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008

family guy

The show that forever ruined comedy, since it proved that random, irrelevant statements are funny. It is similar to Star Wars and Jurassic Park, which by their "perfect" special effects ruined special effects forever.

Family Guy is incredibly funny! But how, and at what cost?

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

linuxfux

A derogatory term used as an insult to Linux users. Often said by Windows users (see "wintroll").

Linuxfux are stupid. I can't get this operating system to work.

by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008

fast food

A type of fatty food which, due to the time it takes to make it, only exists for personal convenience. The only people who like fast food are children.

(Scenario 1)
1: I am in a rush, will have to pick up some fast food on the way there for lunch.
2: Okay.

(Scenario 2)
3: I want some fast food!
4: Why?
3: Because it tastes good!
4: Ugh? How old are you?

by RedBlade7 April 7, 2008