"Secret Missing Episode" are a series of YouTube
videos. The videos usually begin with some variation of "This is the Secret Missing Episode of (name of show). It was never aired because (some disgusting reason). Warning: You must be at least (ridiculous age, often accompanied with the requirement to do or have done a vulgar act) to watch." The video then, using text-to-speech software such as Speakonia, features the characters from the show, usually discussing their homosexuality. These videos usually follow the same formula as Barney Bunch
"This is the Secret Missing Episode of Futurama. It was never aired because it made everyone cum. Warning, you must be at least 208,346,450,342 years old and have had sex with Drew Pickles seven times to watch.
Hi, my name is Bender, and I am really really really really really really gay..."
A group of people who make funny YouTube videos. The videos consists of childhood characters, mostly Drew Pickles
from the Rugrats
but also Barney
the Dinosaur, Ronald McDonald
(who they also call "The Penis Clown"), and a creepy looking picture of a masturbating cartoon clown called Dick the Clown
. Occasionally other pick-on targets are thrown in, such as Bob Saget
, Zac Efron
, Tila Tequila
, and Chris Crocker
. In the videos, which make use of Speakonia or other text-to-speech software, the characters discuss their homosexual actions, often accompanied with suggestive noises with interspersed comments. Often the pictures are vandalized for dramatic effect. The self-proclaimed "leader" of the bunch is someone by the name of "L". See also: Secret Missing Episode
and YouTube Poop
Check out my new Barney Bunch video, "Drew Pickles Gets Gay with Ronald McDonald!"
Someone who believes that greed, war, torture, Big Business, and depriving people of freedom are examples of following Jesus' commandment to "love your neighbor as yourself." Sometimes they place greater value on the Constitution of the United States than the Bible, and use it as an excuse for patriotism (a form of idolatry) and cutting government programs which help the poor. They claim they believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible, yet they believe in "the Rapture," which is not a very literal interpretation. Often, they think they can "rush" the Second Coming of Christ by promoting war in the Middle East.
I saw this televangelist on TV, who said that bombing the Middle East was God's will, and that sending him money will save me from my sins.
The show that forever ruined comedy, since it proved that random, irrelevant statements are funny. It is similar to Star Wars
and Jurassic Park
, which by their "perfect" special effects ruined special effects forever.
Family Guy is incredibly funny! But how, and at what cost?
A very large church, which waters down Christianity through the use of psychology, patriotism, electronics, large televisions, audiovisual equipment, and fundraising. Unlike most Christian denominations, they often rely on "feeling good" as an alternative to following the commandments of Jesus Christ.
Megachurches are ruining Christianity.
Someone who either:
1. Wants to return the dollar to a gold standard,
2. Wants to use gold as money in addition to the dollar, or
3. Collects or invests in gold, silver, and/or other precious metals.
Gold bugs are sometimes associated with paranoia, conspiracy theories, 9/11 "truthers," survivalism, tax protesters, racism, anti-semitism, and the far right.
As a gold bug, I can tell you that gold is REAL money, and worthless fiat paper money is a fraud.
Gross! Jurassic Fart Alert! Cover your noses and seek the nearest fall-out shelter!