random's definitions

rofl

means "rolling on floor laughing".
a dude called hubart ch4n actually says "rofl" and u must admit its pretty sad. YOU DONT SEE HIM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING DO YOU!

hub4rt ch4n: I R SO L33T
hub4rt ch4n: ROFL
hub4rt ch4n: ROFL
hub4rt ch4n: ROFL
hub4rt ch4n: ROFL HAHAH ROFL ROFL ROFL

by RANDOM October 26, 2003

beatnik

as the first person said, pre-date hippies by about 20 years, were interested in poetry, art, literature.

On the Road, by Jack Keourack, if thats how its spelled.

by Random April 6, 2004

McDonalds

If somebody is actually stupid enough to read this far down, especially about something as boring as macd's, then please mail me. [e-mail]. It would be interesting to know how sad you are. BTW, I know someone who works there and puts hairs in the burgers when he cooks them. Once he put a dead spider in. It was funny.

Why are McNuggets always cold?

by Random December 17, 2003

gobble

The guttural, chortling sound of a male turkey.

Nice meeting you Ms. Davis. I'll be sure to give you a call if i need someone to gobble on my cob.

by random March 4, 2004

Croz

1. An cynical and unfortunately real being, often found lurking in online habitats and pubs.

2. A state of mind beyond cross, livid, or just plain narked.

1. The Croz lurked in the corner, peering over the rim of his pint of Old Speckled Hen.

2. The girl was so croz, she performed the act of Boonga Boonga on the sales assistant.

by Random January 26, 2004

paranoid

A 21'st Century Americans State of Mind!

Hmmm those people are protesting against George Dubya, quick blow them up they might be making weapons of mass distructing from a polystyrene cup some aluminium foil and a AA battery!!!

You must excuse my friend he's just a little paranoid.

by Random November 26, 2003

mini mosher

annoying little wannabie bastards who buy the clothes and want to be alternative, genrally try to be as violent as townies whilst pretending there goths. listen to shit like slipknot and "pop-punk" (contradiction in terms i know) like blink 18suckarse.
If you ever see one even remotely near a real mosh, get in there and beat the fuck out of those annoying twats

/mini-mosher before- "ahh yeah mate, lets go start a mosh to blink 182"
/crying mini-mosher- "ahh man, i couldnt get out of the mosh and somone trod on my toe"

by random February 28, 2004