r's definitions

ageist

A person who discrimiates based on age..usually an old dude or a dumb blonde

C: "Yo, check out I pierced my ear"
A: "Eww, you are old and that looks gay"
C: "Dude, you are such an ageist"

by R May 13, 2005

Sleepernaut

Kid who thinks everyone on edge is his freind, this is not the truth.

Also has Horrendous grammar.

Fucking sleepernaut, dragging his bad grammar into my thread

by R February 6, 2005

urbandictionary

A dotcom blog where correct spelling is optional, even while calling others stupidddd.

Someone who has risen to the position of President of the United States of America called stupid by people that can't spell.

by r November 1, 2006

tapping the keg

giving head

she tapped my keg last night

by R November 20, 2003

hoochie coochie booty

a booty that's hoochie on the outside and coochie on the inside

I want some of that hoochie coochie booty.

by r October 12, 2003

shit stick

believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.

Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.

by r October 3, 2004

pimp cup

A dimaond encrusted chalis. Plastic ones available, though not for drinking.

If you drink from a plastic pimp cup you will die.

by R August 19, 2004