r's definitions

Dickdo disease

Condition in which a man's stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.

That guy weighs 400 pounds, he must have a serious case of dickdo.

by R February 7, 2005

tapping the keg

giving head

she tapped my keg last night

by R November 20, 2003

hoochie coochie booty

a booty that's hoochie on the outside and coochie on the inside

I want some of that hoochie coochie booty.

by r October 12, 2003

shit stick

believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.

Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.

by r October 3, 2004

WMF

Stands for white man fro. Self explanatory.

Looks like Tom is sportin' a WMF!

by r July 29, 2004

rm safetynet

A stupid thing that pops up when you try to look at your favuurite porno video at school/work

*tap*tap*

"Awwwwwww fuck! RM Safetynet blocked this shit"

by R May 8, 2005

beadlehands

Alternative exclamation to butterfingers.

"Good lord, I've spilled piping hot gravy over myself"
"Beadlehands!"

by R December 30, 2003