Definitions by protonman7

Branch Covidian 

Someone who thinks we should stay locked down forever, like in Communist China.

Look at that Branch Covidian driving a car alone, wearing a mask.

Branch Covidian by Protonman7 November 28, 2022

Shamrock shakes 

The tremors you get the morning after St Patrick's Day partying

I can't come to work today, I have the Shamrock shakes after the green beer at Paddy's last night.

Shamrock shakes by Protonman7 March 16, 2017

Fresno 

A total waste of perfectly good farmland

Fresno is a good place to leave

Fresno by Protonman7 December 18, 2013

fern 

A lesbian who is the submissive, feminine type. They tend to
be earthy, hippie-types that don't shave their armpits or legs.
The counterpart to a "butch" lesbian.

It was obvious which one of the couple was "butch" and which was the "fern".

fern by protonman7 October 30, 2011

horrorshow groodies 

From the movie "A Clockwork Orange". A pair of very nice,
probably large, firm breasts. The best kind of breasts.

The young devotchka had real horrorshow groodies.

horrorshow groodies by protonman7 October 30, 2011

lolligagger 

A person who is lazy, slow, useless, always lagging behind.

The Seahawks used to be a great team, but now it's all a bunch of lolligaggers.

lolligagger by protonman7 October 30, 2011