14 definitions by potterfreak82
stands for must not procreate.
Applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.
Applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.
Bill: so, last week, I started para sailing and I was looking up at the sky instead of the ground, so I look down and see that I'm about to land in this swamp full of alligators.
Me: wait, you para sailed over a fucking swamp?
Bill: yeah.
Me: dude you are beyond M.N.P. You're to the point now that you're too stupid to exist.
Me: wait, you para sailed over a fucking swamp?
Bill: yeah.
Me: dude you are beyond M.N.P. You're to the point now that you're too stupid to exist.
by potterfreak82 February 18, 2011
The worst singer in the history of music.
She's so terrible that, by comparison, she makes Justin Bieber look like John Lennon.
She's so terrible that, by comparison, she makes Justin Bieber look like John Lennon.
News anchor: and in an unrelated story, up-and-coming young singer, Rebecca Black has achieved the impossible by making Justin Bieber look like a lyrical genius.
by potterfreak82 April 9, 2011
One who identifies as a Hipster, but occasionally enjoys something mainstream. In some cases, they may not favor something released by mainstream, but rather reject a good portion of Indie culture.
Hipster Girl: so you seriously saw Inception?
Part-time Hipster: yeah, it was awesome.
Hipster Girl: but it's so mainstream. And you say you're a Hipster?
Part-time Hipster: damn right!
Part-time Hipster: yeah, it was awesome.
Hipster Girl: but it's so mainstream. And you say you're a Hipster?
Part-time Hipster: damn right!
by potterfreak82 January 19, 2011
A project being presented that has very little substance and instead focuses on flash, glitz and glamor. Typically, these types of presentations will only be pleasing to those who are incredibly small minded and easily impressed.
Bill: man, did you Ricky's project.
Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.
Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?
Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.
Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.
Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.
Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.
Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?
Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.
Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.
Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.
by potterfreak82 January 24, 2011
Grandma: hey, Ricky Martin just came out of the closet. Turns out he was gay all along.
Me: O rly?
Grandma: Ya rly
Me: O rly?
Grandma: Ya rly
by potterfreak82 January 20, 2011
Bill: hey, have you heard the song Friday?
Me: no, let's hear it.
Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Partyin, Partyin, yeah. Fun, fun, fun.
Bill: so what did you think?
Me: can you get something for me?
Bill: for sure, what do you need?
Me: A rope and a stool.
Me: no, let's hear it.
Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Partyin, Partyin, yeah. Fun, fun, fun.
Bill: so what did you think?
Me: can you get something for me?
Bill: for sure, what do you need?
Me: A rope and a stool.
by potterfreak82 April 9, 2011
Friend: got anything to drink?
Me: yeah, got some Mr. Pibb.
Friend: what's Mr. Pibb?
Me: Only one of the greatest fucking sodas ever created. How do you not know about Mr. Pibb?
Me: yeah, got some Mr. Pibb.
Friend: what's Mr. Pibb?
Me: Only one of the greatest fucking sodas ever created. How do you not know about Mr. Pibb?
by potterfreak82 January 20, 2011