One of, if not the most delicious, yet underrated sodas of all time.
Friend: got anything to drink?
Me: yeah, got some Mr. Pibb.
Friend: what's Mr. Pibb?
Me: Only one of the greatest fucking sodas ever created. How do you not know about Mr. Pibb?
A series of fantasy novels that are so epic that one of the greatest bands of all time, Led Zeppelin, dedicated songs to it.
The inspiration for the songs Misty Mountain Hop and Ramble on. Both excellent Zeppelin songs.
Robert Plant was a fan of the Lord of the Rings, so he referenced it in many of his songs.
Someone who has complete immunity from insults because they are so full of fail.
A person who is sucks so much, that it's not even funny or in good taste to make fun of them.
Girl: man, Bob really fucked up Don't Stop Believing during the talent show didn't he?
Guy: hellz yea he did. Do we make fun of him for it?
Me: It really wouldn't be cool to, after all he is a Jonas Brother.
A project being presented that has very little substance and instead focuses on flash, glitz and glamor. Typically, these types of presentations will only be pleasing to those who are incredibly small minded and easily impressed.
Bill: man, did you Ricky's project.
Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.
Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?
Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.
Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.
Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.
One who identifies as a Hipster, but occasionally enjoys something mainstream. In some cases, they may not favor something released by mainstream, but rather reject a good portion of Indie culture.
Hipster Girl: so you seriously saw Inception?
Part-time Hipster: yeah, it was awesome.
Hipster Girl: but it's so mainstream. And you say you're a Hipster?
Part-time Hipster: damn right!
A mother and her son whose relationship resembles that of friends/ significant others rather than a parent-child relationship.
Unlike most men who have an Oedipal Complex, they embrace their closeness with their mothers and in some cases, include her in his circle of friends.
Jill: so, what do you think of this card for my mom?
Brett: funny. What do you think of this one?
Jill: that's a romantic card.
Brett: It is, isn't it? I think my mom will love it.
Jill: dude, you need to see a therapist, you're closeness to your mother is not healthy.
Brett: We're friends, what's wrong with that?
Jill: you're not friends, you're Oedipals.
stands for must not procreate.
Applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.
Bill: so, last week, I started para sailing and I was looking up at the sky instead of the ground, so I look down and see that I'm about to land in this swamp full of alligators.
Me: wait, you para sailed over a fucking swamp?
Me: dude you are beyond M.N.P. You're to the point now that you're too stupid to exist.