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A lard wagon manufactured by Toyota, with the driver almost exclusively always being a soccer mom, a milf or a homosexual. Also known as Toyota Land Cruiser, though a common and clever form of minor vandalism will convert the "n" in "Land" to the letter "r" so that it says "Lard", as in "Toyota Lard Cruiser".
by PMax May 9, 2008
Get the Toyota Lard Cruiser mug.I went to Bob's house and his mom made us chili for dinner. I had to get away to the can but she kept talking and talking until I just had to blast an air biscuit her way because she had become such a MILFO.
by PMax January 30, 2009
Get the MILFO mug.Bob: What do you think about Amy? She's pretty hot, I think I might ask her out.
Fred: Dude, she's decent looking, but have you talked to her much? All she says is nigger this, spic that. It gets pretty old.
Bob: Oh, so she's kute klux klan?
Fred: Yeah, dude. You should look elsewhere.
Fred: Dude, she's decent looking, but have you talked to her much? All she says is nigger this, spic that. It gets pretty old.
Bob: Oh, so she's kute klux klan?
Fred: Yeah, dude. You should look elsewhere.
by PMax January 11, 2009
Get the kute klux klan mug.1. A basketball team that was the most successful franchise in the American Basketball Association before the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976.
2. The members of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, given honorary appointments by the Governor of Kentucky.
2. The members of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, given honorary appointments by the Governor of Kentucky.
1. The Kentucky Colonels, led by Dan Issel, Artis Gilmore and Louie Dampier, usually waxed teams like the Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, Denver Nuggets, New York Nets, Virginia Squires and Utah Stars.
2. Because of his long record of public service work, John was inducted into the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels.
2. Because of his long record of public service work, John was inducted into the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels.
by PMax February 24, 2008
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by PMax March 15, 2008
Get the Blimper mug.Fucked by a fat chick; frumped by a fatty or plumper. Being made into a plumper pumper against one's better judgment or even involuntarily. Getting fat bitched.
It was hog night and we went to each find a big fat fatty. We all said "hog hard or hog home" and told each other "happy hogging". John had second thoughts, but got drunk and ended up with a buffet slayer. He claimed that he had been fat bitched only because he got so drunk but we knew that he had not been plumped involuntarily. We knew that he enjoyed it and we told him that he was a hogger and a hippo farmer and a chunk fucker who enjoyed his tubby little war pig.
by PMax October 8, 2008
Get the plumped mug.Mark Rosenstein is going to an Insane Clown Posse concert right after he leaves the synagogue. He is a true jewggalo.
by PMax February 12, 2008
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