pmax's definitions

MILFIA

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass; a hot older woman or cougar with a delectable butt

She was probably about 40 years old or so, but she had a fantastic ass - she was a real MILFIA!

by PMax January 30, 2009

Tennessee Go Faster

Ugly things put on a car by a redneck or wigger such as chrome or decals. Rednecks and wiggers act as if such things make their cars go faster. Often found on a ricer.

Billy Joe Jim Bob has an old 1988 Honda ricer that he loaded up with chrome and silly decals. That old klunker is plastered with Tennessee Go Faster and it still sucks. That dumb chav has more junk on his beater than he wears around his neck.

by PMax March 12, 2008

jigabooze

An alcoholic beverage that is cheap but potent and carried in a brown paper bag. The word is somewhat racist, being derived from jigaboo (an offensive racist term for an African-American) and booze (which means liquor).

Tommy bought some Mad Dog 20/20, kept the bottle in a brown paper bag, and drank it all night. We made fun of him for drinking jigabooze.

by PMax January 13, 2009

Burgertime

1. A videogame popular in the 1980s that involved moving a chef around the board while he built big hamburgers.

2. A nickname or epithet for a fat person, making fun of their supposed proclivity for eating.

1. I love to play arcade games from the 1980s such as Dig Dug, Mr. Do!, Rally X and Donkey Kong.

2. Oh, great, my airline seat is next to a damn Burgertime. He'll probably spill over into my seat.

by PMax February 11, 2008

wigger wagon

A car driven by a wigger, especially if it is a ricer and has decals, rims and Tennessee chrome and Tennessee go faster on it, and a loud muffler. Often the chav driving the wigger wagon plays really bad noise too loud on the stereo.

That stupid chav made a lot of noise as he drove by in his wigger wagon on the way to work at McDonald's.

by PMax March 10, 2008

FILF

Fatty I'd Like to Fuck, or Fatso I'd Like to Fuck, or Fat chick I'd Like to Fuck or Fat bitch I'd Like to Fuck. Any target of hogging or nail the whale. At the beginning of the night I thought she was a big flat fatty but after putting back a few I thought she was a hot brabuster.

After ten beers that girl went from a chunkmuffin to a real FILF.

by PMax January 30, 2009

jugger lugger

1. A chick with big tits.

2. A bra for big jugs.

1. I found myself staring across the bar at that girl with huge tits. She was a real jugger lugger.

2. I brought home from the bar that chick with big tits. I got her shirt off and those big knockers were perched in her jugger lugger.

by PMax April 13, 2008