pmax's definitions

Nerdvana

The lame band otherwise known as Nirvana.

Nerdvana came to an end when Kurt Cobain, Kurt Cobang, Kurt Cobaing or whatever that loser called himself used a shotgun to blast his head apart and make a big gross mess. (By the way, what has four legs and works at McDonald's? Nerdvana!)

by PMax March 9, 2008

Cleveland Browner

A person who engages in Cleveland Browning; a person who hooks up with a Cleveland Brown, which is a girl with a nice body but an ugly face, also known as a bagger or butterface.

John is such a Cleveland Browner. For the third time this semester he bagged a bagger - he hooked up with yet another ugly chick who happened to have a nice body.

by PMax March 9, 2008

chubbette

A fat chick. A chubby girl. A plumper. Someone with whom a hogger would go hogging. A girl that a veeter would watch. A veet subject. A chunker.

I hadn't had any good sex in a while so I went to the bar to find a slumpbuster. After striking out with a redhead bagger and a butterface with a nice ass, I found a chubbette at the bar who probably weighed about 180. She had big tits though, so I hit on her.

by PMax March 9, 2008

jugs for drugs

When a woman shows her tits in exchange for drugs.

She was so hard up that she offered to pull her shirt up and let people take pictures if someone would give her pills or a joint or a rock - it was a classic example of jugs for drugs.

by PMax January 30, 2009

MILFO

Mother I'd Like to Fart On

I went to Bob's house and his mom made us chili for dinner. I had to get away to the can but she kept talking and talking until I just had to blast an air biscuit her way because she had become such a MILFO.

by PMax January 30, 2009

Shitvette

1. A Corvette that is in poor shape.

2. A Chevette.

3. Any car that is a klunker.

1.

"Ron said he drives a Corvette."

"Ha. More like a Shitvette. It is a total junker, all rusted out and dented."

2.

"In the 1980s I was delivering pizzas for a living and had to drive a klunky hatchback, a Chevrolet Shitvette."

3.

"Look at that total klunker."

"Yeah, what a Shitvette that is."

by PMax February 12, 2008

plumped

Fucked by a fat chick; frumped by a fatty or plumper. Being made into a plumper pumper against one's better judgment or even involuntarily. Getting fat bitched.

It was hog night and we went to each find a big fat fatty. We all said "hog hard or hog home" and told each other "happy hogging". John had second thoughts, but got drunk and ended up with a buffet slayer. He claimed that he had been fat bitched only because he got so drunk but we knew that he had not been plumped involuntarily. We knew that he enjoyed it and we told him that he was a hogger and a hippo farmer and a chunk fucker who enjoyed his tubby little war pig.

by PMax October 8, 2008