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An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.
Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.
by PMax February 11, 2008
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Leroy was expelled from high school, but by the time we went to college, he had earned his Tennessee PhD through correspondence courses.
by PMax January 20, 2009
Get the Tennessee PhD mug.A glutton or a fat person. Derived from Vitellius, who was both a glutton and a fat person, who was Emperor of Rome in 69 A.D. and whose short reign was notable only for his incredible gluttony. Vitellius was an obese glutton who was notoriously lazy and self-indulgent, spent most of his time as emperor eating at luxurious banquets four or five times a day, all paid for with tax money. He would send the Roman Navy to procure rare foods for his banquets.
Todd: "Jan is such a Vitellius."
Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."
Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."
Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."
Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."
Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."
Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."
by PMax January 11, 2009
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Get the juggsalo mug.An African American homosexual. Derived from the character Lamar Latrell in the movie Revenge of the Nerds, who was a gay black person.
by PMax February 12, 2008
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It was hog night and we went to each find a big fat fatty. We all said "hog hard or hog home" and told each other "happy hogging". John had second thoughts, but got drunk and ended up with a buffet slayer. He claimed that he had been fat bitched only because he got so drunk but we knew that he had not been plumped involuntarily. We knew that he enjoyed it and we told him that he was a hogger and a hippo farmer and a chunk fucker who enjoyed his tubby little war pig.
by PMax October 8, 2008
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by PMax February 12, 2008
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