pmax's definitions

oyster bed

A bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has ejaculated several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. This is because oyster is used as slang for ejaculate and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster shells. An oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.

Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.

Pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn't change the sheets. Even worse, he leaves his jizz and dried rubbers in it. He sleeps in an oyster bed and it's disgusting.

by PMax April 22, 2010

pepperbelly

A derogatory term meaning Mexican or Latin American.

The redneck at the gas station said that Jose was a pepperbelly.

by PMax February 10, 2008

klunker

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

by PMax January 11, 2009

kute klux klan

A female who is physically attractive but also racist; a hottie who dislikes black people.

Bob: What do you think about Amy? She's pretty hot, I think I might ask her out.

Fred: Dude, she's decent looking, but have you talked to her much? All she says is nigger this, spic that. It gets pretty old.

Bob: Oh, so she's kute klux klan?

Fred: Yeah, dude. You should look elsewhere.

by PMax January 11, 2009

hogger

A person who engages in hogging; someone who will have sex with a fat chick or a plumper.

Don is a hogger. He bagged a 200 pounder last night. He has done a lot of fatties in the past.

by PMax February 10, 2008

fatso fatty butt

A big and fat person, especially one with a big butt.

Look at those before and after photos. She was a real fatso fatty butt before she did that diet plan. Wow.

by PMax January 11, 2009

jughandle

The result when a person inserts their own penis into their own ass. So called because it looks like the handle on a jug.

He has a big pecker, and after coming home from the bar alone last night, he gave it to himself in the ass, creating a jughandle.

by PMax January 11, 2009