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Big Titty Committee

A group of girls with big tits. The opposite of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, which is a group of girls with small tits.
Whoa, look at her huge juggs . . . those are some nice knockers . . . she's jugnormous . . . she could be on the Big Titty Committee.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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Head Zeppelin

A fat chick who gives head; a plumper who gives blowjobs.
When the bar closed, I took a big fat fatty home. She turned out to be a Head Zeppelin and I got a nice blowjob.
by PMax December 9, 2008
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lard tard

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.
That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.
by PMax January 11, 2009
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big fat flatty

a fat chick who does not have big tits; a plumper who is also a member of the itty bitty titty committee.
That poor fat chick lacks jugs. She's a big fat flatty.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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QILF

Whoa, look at her - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF.
by PMax January 21, 2009
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fat bagging

Hogging; banging a fat chick. Putting on beer goggles to be a chubby chaser and bag a fat bitch. Being a chocolatier and having sex with a lardass. Fat bagging is the same as nail the whale. To screw a plumper, perhaps as a slumpbuster.
Pat really wanted a piece of ass last night so he went fat bagging and shagged a chubbette. She was quite an eater, very hoggy, and therefore he was the butt of many a joke the next morning because he got fat bitched, and that added to his fatty remorse despite the fact that he had really enjoyed that buffet blimp's big tits.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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Ohio Spank

The beatdown routinely administered to Ohio State by Florida and LSU and other SEC schools. The Southeastern Conference is ridiculously superior to the Big Ten and the routine administering of the Ohio Spank to the Big Ten conference champion Ohio State (NCAA football championship games, 2006 and 2007 seasons; NCAA basketball championship game in the same season by Florida) is proof of this. Ohio State is 0 for 9 vs. the SEC in bowl games; this too is another manifestation of the Ohio Spank.
If the Buckeyes play another SEC team anytime soon you can rest assured that they will receive yet another Ohio Spank.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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