pmax's definitions

Happy Hogging

What one says to a hogger just before he commences a hook up with a fat chick. A farewell for a wingman before he will fall on a grenade and hook up with the duff so that his friend can have the cutie. Bon voyage for nail the whale. A good way to wish someone well as they depart for some fatsex with a plumper.

I asked Fred if he was going to shack up with the big fat fatty he met at the bar. He said yes. I told him, "Happy Hogging!"

by PMax April 23, 2008

Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise

A sequel to the movie Revenge of the Nerds in which Lewis and Gilbert, Wormser, Takashi, Poindexter, Lamar Latrell and Booger once again face off against jocks and cheerleaders and prevail, winning cute girlfriends and putting on a rap concert.

Revenge of the Nerds was great. I'm glad it had a sequel, Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise, that was also pretty darn good.

by PMax February 12, 2008

3 point shot

In basketball, a field goal that is behind the arc (long distance) and thus worth three points instead of two. The 3 point shot originated in the American Basketball Association before it was adopted by the NCAA and NBA.

Louie put up a 3 point shot from 23 feet, and hit it, to turn a 2 point deficit into a 1 point lead for his team.

by PMax March 9, 2008

MILCH

Mother I'd Like to CornHole; a hot older woman or cougar whose ass is delectable

She was probably about 40 years old but had a great looking ass; she was a total MILCH.

by PMax January 30, 2009

MILEO

Mother I'd Like to Eat Out; a cougar, splosher or other older woman on whom one wishes to perform oral sex

Even though she was about 10 years older than me I wanted to go down on her. She was a true MILEO.

by PMax January 30, 2009

Shitvette

1. A Corvette that is in poor shape.

2. A Chevette.

3. Any car that is a klunker.

1.

"Ron said he drives a Corvette."

"Ha. More like a Shitvette. It is a total junker, all rusted out and dented."

2.

"In the 1980s I was delivering pizzas for a living and had to drive a klunky hatchback, a Chevrolet Shitvette."

3.

"Look at that total klunker."

"Yeah, what a Shitvette that is."

by PMax February 12, 2008

Nerdvana

The lame band otherwise known as Nirvana.

Nerdvana came to an end when Kurt Cobain, Kurt Cobang, Kurt Cobaing or whatever that loser called himself used a shotgun to blast his head apart and make a big gross mess. (By the way, what has four legs and works at McDonald's? Nerdvana!)

by PMax March 9, 2008