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1.
Queen I'd Like to Fuck
Queen Beatrix of Holland is a QILF.
by lmrck December 18, 2005
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2.
a sexually arousing Monarch (queen I'd like ta fuck)
God dam i like to get on Kate middleton she is a future Qilf
by stinkypiehole November 28, 2010
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3.
Quadriplegic I'd Like to Fuck.
Whoa, look at her - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF.
by PMax October 10, 2008
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4.
Quaker I'd Like to Fuck
Just seeing that knock-out qilf on the box of Quaker Oats sends me scrambling out to the garage where I furiously masturbate with hopes that my Mennonite neighbor's children might see me.
by Johnny Eightball July 08, 2004
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5.
Queer I'd Like to Fuck
I heard Ricky Martin is Gay, Man he is such a QILF..

also can be Queen I'd Like to Fuck, as in drag queen, Saying is said in gay bars world over..
by Jason wongg April 29, 2011
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6.
Queen I'd Like to Fuck
Kate Middleton will be the first QILF when she becomes Queen.
by RatedRR April 26, 2011
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7.
A current or future QUEEN which you would love to make love to in many ways...
Wow, I'd love to have sex with Kate Middleton, potentially a future QILF
by quilfpope April 29, 2011
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