120 definitions by pmax
The degree to which a girl is a frump, or the amount by which an otherwise attractive girl has reduced her attractiveness by gaining weight, dressing sloppy or not wearing makeup or doing her hair.
She was really cute, but sometimes she didn't look that great because she would dial up the frump factor by wearing big loose sweatshirts and ratty jeans.
by pmax March 9, 2008
1. I found myself staring across the bar at that girl with huge tits. She was a real jugger lugger.
2. I brought home from the bar that chick with big tits. I got her shirt off and those big knockers were perched in her jugger lugger.
2. I brought home from the bar that chick with big tits. I got her shirt off and those big knockers were perched in her jugger lugger.
by pmax April 14, 2008
A person who goes hogging; someone who will hook up with a fat chick; a guy who plays nail the whale.
He was a real elephant jockey his freshman year. You should have seen some of the fatties he banged.
by pmax April 14, 2008
Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.
Don went frumping last night and he hooked up with a total Cleveland Brown - she looked nice from the neck down, but she was pretty ugly above the shoulders.
by pmax March 9, 2008
by pmax March 10, 2008
Someone who has sex with fat chicks. A hogger or fat bagger. A person who finds a plumper to be attractive.
by pmax March 15, 2008
An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.
Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?
Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.
Her: What can I do to please you?
Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.
Her: What?
Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.
Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.
Her: What can I do to please you?
Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.
Her: What?
Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.
by pmax February 10, 2008