7 definitions by plutoes
a grown “ipad kid”, one who probably watched “johnny johnny yes papa” on youtube kids. they find comfort in milk, especially kiri cheese, and try to pretend they’re eating healthier once they choose kiri over the hot dog in the fridge (even though they are severely lactose intolerant).
by plutoes August 25, 2022
1. a slur against people with split personalities or borderline personality disorder, especially those who enjoy baking or baked goods.
2. a slur against people with the zodiac gemini
2. a slur against people with the zodiac gemini
you are such a splitbaker.
he’s such a splitbaker! he’s mad at me one minute and the next he’s making me cookies!
he’s such a splitbaker! he’s mad at me one minute and the next he’s making me cookies!
by plutoes August 25, 2022
someone who’s really fragile emotionally and will break down at the slightest criticism or inconvenience. after doing so, all their trauma comes out and they dump it on you.
what a breakfastflaker!
by plutoes August 25, 2022
1. a word for that one cutesy person who’s actually rotten or horrible on the inside.
2. can also be used against cute, sweet people who are rotting mentally (they need professional help, probably).
2. can also be used against cute, sweet people who are rotting mentally (they need professional help, probably).
by plutoes August 25, 2022
a nosy ass person who’s up in everyone’s business. not only that, but they haven’t showered in weeks and have snot running down their nose. they eat blue cheese with their pasta.
ugh, what a nooser! she’s been asking me all morning about my new boyfriend. not to mention how bad she smells…
by plutoes August 25, 2022
a person who overreacts to everything, they stress about anything and everything to the point you can see wrinkles forming on their foreheads.
- also see: virgo (zodiac sign)
- also see: virgo (zodiac sign)
by plutoes August 25, 2022
shemales are a group of organisms located all across the globe. they usually take form of human like figures with feminine features.
she’s a shemale!
by plutoes September 5, 2022