12 definitions by pimpdisco
A secretary who's job is to get under your desk at work and suck you off.
A good suckutary doen't need to be told when to get back to work.
by PimpDisco Apr 10, 2006 add a video
The act of laughing out loud while masterbating.
Porn bloopers make me lolerbate while watching them.
by PimpDisco Jul 27, 2006 add a video
Basically the biggest nigga you have ever seen.
The black guy from "The Longest Yard" is a niggranaut.
by PimpDisco Jul 13, 2006 add a video
The feeling one experiences after being smacked in the face with huge tits.
After slipping Chelsea Charms a few bucks at Raiders Reef, she put my face between her huge tits and smaked away. After a few moments of unconsciousness, I recovered from the effects of chestigo.
by PimpDisco Jun 29, 2006 add a video
A way of describing that someone has a small dick.
James's leprecock does not extend past his 1970's bush.
by PimpDisco Jul 31, 2006 add a video
The state of preparing yourself for what could possibly occure but will never happen.
The state of having a loaded gun under your pillow for when the clowns come to eat you. "CAN'T SLEEP... CLOWN'S WILL EAT ME. CAN'T SLEEP... CLOWN'S WILL EAT ME."
My grandmother made me so preparanoid that we were going to be homeless this Christmas, that I totaly forgot about wanting presents.
by PimpDisco Jun 13, 2006 add a video
Refers to a prostitutes smelly vagina. Similar to Badussy, minus the booty & dick.
Damb, bitch your fish smells like pussy; get your prostitussy ass out of my car before I back hand you.
by PimpDisco Jun 7, 2006 add a video