Definitions by philologue

dexterbation 

masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation

I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.

dexterbation by Philologue August 14, 2011

cackfapped 

given to masturbation with the left hand

cf sinisterbation

There are lots of cackfapped guys around these days. When I was young we were rapped around the knuckles if we were caught doing it like that.

cackfapped by philologue August 14, 2011

right hand milf 

wife

This is my right hand milf. I couldn't do without her.

right hand milf by philologue August 14, 2011

four minute milf 

milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.

four minute milf by philologue August 14, 2011

milf-portrait 

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

milf-portrait by philologue August 14, 2011

catsbreath 

bad halitosis

I started to french that chick but I nearly threw up on account of the catsbreath, man.

catsbreath by philologue August 14, 2011