philologue's definitions

catsbreath

bad halitosis

I started to french that chick but I nearly threw up on account of the catsbreath, man.

by philologue August 14, 2011

milf shake

a dance in which many attractive older women are taking part

Dolly and Eric's reception turned out to be a bit of a milf shake.

by philologue August 16, 2011

dexterbation

masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation

I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.

by Philologue August 14, 2011

windmill wank

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.

We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.

by philologue August 19, 2011

clitophor

sexual metaphor

You'll find an extended clitophor on page twenty-seven

by philologue August 25, 2011

spunktilious

sexually well-mannered and considerate. It is not necessarily a virtue in all circumstances.

He was so spunktilious that our night together was a trifle tame.

by philologue August 26, 2011