windmilf

Attractive older lady fond of outdoor pursuits

I often see that gorgeous windmilf up on the downs walking her dog

by philologue August 12, 2011

catsbreath

bad halitosis

I started to french that chick but I nearly threw up on account of the catsbreath, man.

by philologue August 11, 2011

dexterbation

masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation

I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.

by Philologue August 11, 2011

four minute milf

milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.

by philologue August 11, 2011

prawn knickers

underwear, especially female, in need of a wash

Fetch that pile of prawn knickers and put it in the wash!

by philologue August 18, 2011

cabhaggler

One who habitually becomes embroiled in pig-headed confrontations.

That miserable cabhaggler is going to get a black eye very soon!

by philologue August 18, 2011