philologue's definitions

milf shake

a dance in which many attractive older women are taking part

Dolly and Eric's reception turned out to be a bit of a milf shake.

by philologue August 16, 2011

dexterbation

masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation

I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.

by Philologue August 14, 2011

cackfapped

given to masturbation with the left hand

cf sinisterbation

There are lots of cackfapped guys around these days. When I was young we were rapped around the knuckles if we were caught doing it like that.

by philologue August 14, 2011

sparm

unsolicited and unwanted sperm; sperm which is simply a nuisance; unwanted pornography

My sex life seems to be bedevilled with sparm these days. or, My computer is increasingly cluttered up with sparm.

by philologue August 25, 2011

porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011

catsbreath

bad halitosis

I started to french that chick but I nearly threw up on account of the catsbreath, man.

by philologue August 14, 2011