dexterbation

masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation

I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.

by Philologue August 14, 2011

spunktilious

sexually well-mannered and considerate. It is not necessarily a virtue in all circumstances.

He was so spunktilious that our night together was a trifle tame.

by philologue August 26, 2011

milf shake

a dance in which many attractive older women are taking part

Dolly and Eric's reception turned out to be a bit of a milf shake.

by philologue August 16, 2011

catsbreath

bad halitosis

I started to french that chick but I nearly threw up on account of the catsbreath, man.

by philologue August 14, 2011

prawn knickers

underwear, especially female, in need of a wash

Fetch that pile of prawn knickers and put it in the wash!

by philologue August 22, 2011

cackfapped

given to masturbation with the left hand

cf sinisterbation

There are lots of cackfapped guys around these days. When I was young we were rapped around the knuckles if we were caught doing it like that.

by philologue August 14, 2011