penguin's definitions

lighthouse

An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.

Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.

by Penguin June 23, 2004

skinning

to apply a 2d image to a 3d object

I make skins for quake 3!

by penguin October 27, 2002

Noneday

A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.

What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.

by Penguin January 17, 2005

snaussy

snaussy defines one of exuberance and integrity. A snaussy individual can often be found at the poker table, or in bed with a hot woman.

Damn, hes snaussy!

by penguin December 22, 2003

winNER

a winner is when a guy is having sex with a chick and goes out as hard and as fast as possible in order to come VERY quickly. When he does he shouts, "WINNER" in her face!

Spike is a winner all the time

by penguin July 23, 2003

Dip

dip in other words put chip into sauce or dunk nugget into sweet and sour sauce but is known to fellow "niggers" as a term unlike any as in leave or as go away your not wanted and such.

Dip pussy
Dip dawg
dip ur fukkin mugshot
i hate dis ho dip

by Penguin May 13, 2005

robot, the

A dance preformed in the ancient times, consisting of jagged motion of the apendages

look at jonny doing the robot, he is a maniac!

by penguin October 28, 2002