50 definitions by penguin

Penis

the thing that starts out as a vienna sausage, and either stays this way, or grows up to be mr penis

your penis is large, your penis is so thick, your penis is so pretty, you have a handsome dick

by penguin November 3, 2003

J. Ho

Slut, skank, whore. Someone who wears slutty clothes, preferrably someone with a huge butt.

That girl is such a J. Ho, look at her clothes.

by penguin December 14, 2003

Hi-diddly-ho

An exclimation used for greeting one's neighbour.

Hi-diddly-ho neighbourino!

by penguin October 28, 2002

Cher

To discribe one of unfathomable age

Damnit... how old is she...

About.. cher

by penguin October 28, 2002

fubar

fucked up beyond all repair

this class is FUBAR

by penguin October 29, 2002

Lord of the Rings

1. Sauron.
2. A book written by jrr tolkien.
3. A movie trilogy directed by Peter Jackson

1.Argh! It's the Lord of the Rings! Run!
2.I'm having a hard time getting into "Lord of the Rings".
3. I have seen "Lord of the Rings" far too many times.

by penguin March 23, 2004

car hole

a place to deposit one's car

Im going to go park in the car hole
see simpsons

by penguin October 28, 2002