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Cher

Damnit... how old is she...

About.. cher
by penguin October 27, 2002
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saq

yes maam, I'll saq that for you. Paper or plastic?
by penguin October 27, 2002
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Penis

the thing that starts out as a vienna sausage, and either stays this way, or grows up to be mr penis
your penis is large, your penis is so thick, your penis is so pretty, you have a handsome dick
by penguin November 2, 2003
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slacker

one who is slow in doing normal activites

see llama
damnit, jonny is such a slacker
by penguin October 28, 2002
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wewt

A derrivitive of w00t

see w00t.
Wewt.. I scored
by penguin October 28, 2002
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carnie hands

When someone has exceptionally small hands. Probably started with Austin Powers.
"I can't find mittens that fit because of my carnie hands."
by Penguin December 3, 2004
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asslamp

The act of one's self sitting on a lamp
Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp
by penguin October 27, 2002
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