penguin's definitions

Penis

the thing that starts out as a vienna sausage, and either stays this way, or grows up to be mr penis

your penis is large, your penis is so thick, your penis is so pretty, you have a handsome dick

by penguin November 2, 2003

wewt

A derrivitive of w00t

see w00t.

Wewt.. I scored

by penguin October 28, 2002

uber-woot

An expression of extreme joy

wow, look how hot she is... UBER-WOOT!

by penguin October 27, 2002

LUE Chat

where the worlds greatest assholes team up and fight the worlds biggest douche bags. Throw a few random buttholes and turds in the mix. Top off with 1 helluva badass penguin guy.
Thats lue chat

Lue chat sucks because of dragon and white.

by penguin November 15, 2004

Lord of the Rings

1. Sauron.
2. A book written by jrr tolkien.
3. A movie trilogy directed by Peter Jackson

1.Argh! It's the Lord of the Rings! Run!
2.I'm having a hard time getting into "Lord of the Rings".
3. I have seen "Lord of the Rings" far too many times.

by penguin March 22, 2004

lighthouse

An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.

Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.

by Penguin June 23, 2004

Noneday

A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.

What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.

by Penguin January 17, 2005