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Cher

Damnit... how old is she...

About.. cher
by penguin October 27, 2002
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nothic

Nothic is a combination of the words 'not' and 'gothic' and pretty much have the self-explanitory meaning of someone who is not gothic, but a wannabe or poser. Many people think they are gothic since they buy clothes at Hot Topic, wear black, cut themselves, act depressed, listen to depressing music, and/or anything stereotypical or real of the gothic subculture without actually knowing anything about what it really means to be a part of the gothic subculture.

First of all, Hot Topic sells clothing. Not gothic clothing nor preppy clothing, just clothing. In the early years of Hot Topic, the clothing appealed to many goths, but because of high prices and cheap quality, the real goths quickly turned away. Most true goths create their own clothing. Still, some goths do wear clothing from Hot Topic, but it does not make them goths. Any person who believes they are a goth because they wear clothing from Hot Topic is a poser. I want to be very clear on this.
Poser: Oh my God! You have got to see these new pants I got from Hot Topic! They are so gothic, they're made from cheaply processed cotton that'll fade from black to light gray after the first wash and poorly sewn together seams made by a twelve year old seamstress from Korea, and best of all, they only cost me fifty-five of my hard-earned dollars to purchase them instead of waiting for them to go on clearance sale for half-price in a week!
by Penguin May 22, 2005
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skinning

to apply a 2d image to a 3d object
by penguin October 27, 2002
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Noneday

A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.
What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.
by Penguin January 17, 2005
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lighthouse

An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.
Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.
by Penguin June 23, 2004
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dubya

Exclamation. Anything that is idiotic, stupid, or moronic. Synonyms: George W. Bush, Rap
You just said something bad about penguins? Dubya!
by Penguin February 5, 2005
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tengwar

The BEST alphabet ever! In Tolkien's middle earth, it is used to write not only the Elvish languages, but pretty much all the others, such as Blackspeech and Westron.
I like to write thing with Tengwar and then no one can read them!
by penguin March 22, 2004
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