penguin's definitions

Noneday

A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.

What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.

by Penguin January 17, 2005

domokun

A large brown loaf. He was born on a hilltop from a strange white egg. He enjoys rice and walks in the moonlight. He dislikes apples.

Domokun says "Raaaawwrrhh"

by Penguin March 17, 2003

asslamp

The act of one's self sitting on a lamp

Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

carnie hands

When someone has exceptionally small hands. Probably started with Austin Powers.

"I can't find mittens that fit because of my carnie hands."

by Penguin December 3, 2004

Cher

To discribe one of unfathomable age

Damnit... how old is she...

About.. cher

by penguin October 27, 2002

cuddlenap

Cuddling which is so nice it turns into a nap. Generally in the spooning style.

Want to join me for a cuddlenap?

John and I had the best cuddlenap ever yesterday.

by Penguin June 25, 2005

shovel

To brush off someone

Ahh shovel off you asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002