Definitions by penguin

dubya

Exclamation. Anything that is idiotic, stupid, or moronic. Synonyms: George W. Bush, Rap

You just said something bad about penguins? Dubya!

dubya by Penguin February 5, 2005

Noneday 

A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.

What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.

Noneday by Penguin January 17, 2005

carnie hands 

When someone has exceptionally small hands. Probably started with Austin Powers.

"I can't find mittens that fit because of my carnie hands."

carnie hands by Penguin December 3, 2004

LUE Chat 

where the worlds greatest assholes team up and fight the worlds biggest douche bags. Throw a few random buttholes and turds in the mix. Top off with 1 helluva badass penguin guy.
Thats lue chat

Lue chat sucks because of dragon and white.

LUE Chat by penguin November 15, 2004

Cello 

A more commonly used named than Violincello, a string instrument that is played sitting down. It is held in between the knees and supsended off of the ground by an end pin. It is made of mostly wood and has four strings, A,D,G, and C. Traditionally, the strings were made from cat intestines, but now makers have moved onto steel and other synthetic materials. It is tuned an octave lower than the viola and one octave higher than the cello bass. It is said to be the instrument that most resembles the human voice, with its deep, rich tone. Famous cellist include Yo-Yo Ma, Rasputina featuring three cellist, and Apocalyptica featuring four.

1. The cello sounds beautiful.
2. That cellist sure has talent.

Cello by Penguin October 21, 2004

piece 

Piece can mean pistol, gun, or any other firearm. It also means a good work of art done by a graffiti artist.

Aw shit man, he better not have his piece in his locker, they're having a check today.

After the battle last night, there are now two beautiful pieces sprayed on the wall.

piece by Penguin August 22, 2004

lighthouse 

An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.

Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.

lighthouse by Penguin June 23, 2004