penguin's definitions

asslamp

The act of one's self sitting on a lamp

Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

domokun

A large brown loaf. He was born on a hilltop from a strange white egg. He enjoys rice and walks in the moonlight. He dislikes apples.

Domokun says "Raaaawwrrhh"

by Penguin March 17, 2003

Lord of the Rings

1. Sauron.
2. A book written by jrr tolkien.
3. A movie trilogy directed by Peter Jackson

1.Argh! It's the Lord of the Rings! Run!
2.I'm having a hard time getting into "Lord of the Rings".
3. I have seen "Lord of the Rings" far too many times.

by penguin March 22, 2004

olive

A greenish colour, mostly remnant of the olive... a common north american delicacy

wow... that car is olive...

by penguin October 28, 2002

polejumper

One who acts too quickly, one who acts in rash and innapropriate ways

Damnit, he left too fast.. he is such a polejumper

by penguin October 28, 2002

Cher

To discribe one of unfathomable age

Damnit... how old is she...

About.. cher

by penguin October 27, 2002

lighthouse

An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.

Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.

by Penguin June 23, 2004