A term used by USAF Security Forces
members. Generally refers to a female who has guzzled enough spuzzle to secure a lax desk job.
POSairman1-"Whatever happened to that new cunt we got on flight a few weeks ago?"
POSairman2-"Shes a back office bitch now. If you need her I think shes under the commander's desk."
When a straight gutter slut is sucking you and your boy's dick and she sticks both of them in her mouth at the same time like shes at a damn hot dog eating contest.
That ditch pig Stevi tryed doing the double barrel with me and Doug last night.
A job in the USAF. Security forces is the official name for the career field, but other affectionate names include cops, pigs, huas, or any obsenity you can think of. They are called huas because they answer any question with hua. They are shit on by the entire air force. Other branches think they are pussys automatically because they are air force. The job itself usually entitles sitting around for long periods of time fighting to stay awake. There are the occasional retards who take extreme pride in these pathetic tasks. These faggots are called "high speed". If you are a woman in security forces you can get out of the suck by one of a few ways. One get knocked up, or two suck some serious dick. Either will land you a cushy back office job. Traits of SF members are heavy drinking and suicidal gestures. If you go in the air force open general you will most likely get SF as your job. You could get spared and be a burger flipper though.
IgnorantCollegeTool-"What were you in the Air Force? A pilot?"
Me-"No dick wad, I was in USAF Security Forces."
A SyFy channel original movie. Everyone knows what a B movie is. SS Doomtrooper is a damn Z movie. It fucking blows something terrible! This abomination was aired in year of our lord 2006. The acting and special effects will make you want to punch yourself in the junk.
The plot of the movie is simple. Some whack job Nazi scientist is trying to make a super soldier that will win the war for Germany. He creates this wonder weapon by throwing a soldier in a radiation chamber. The result is a shitty cgi, blue copy of the hulk. The mutation also made the doomtrooper sprout a gun out its arm and gave him a big pair of pants. Anyway, the rest of the movie revolves around some US paratroopers who are also criminals(clearly a partial rip off of the dirty dozen) dropping in in broad daylight and trying to stop this atari animated creep. The movie does a god awful job of portraying ww2 equipment. The Germans speak their native tounge as well as English to one another. Notable scenes include an American sniper making a crack shot from an arms length away and some limey fuck getting shot about 2,000 times by half the German army. The ending is a piece of shit that Im not even going to write on here.
If you feel like wasting a little over an hour of your life, watch this sorry excuse for a movie. Half the time you wont know if you should piss yourself laughing or say, "what the fuck!"
I felt like losing 89 minutes of my life so I watched SS Doomtrooper on SyFy channel.
Just another word for sperm.
That bitch Jamie used to eat a heaping load of my spuzzle every day after school.
Another name for the white house. The symbol of democracy which used to be known as the executive mansion.
Comrade Obama gave a speech from the executive project last night.
The capital "city" of Wyoming. Its not really a city, more like a big town. The place is pretty much the biggest shit hole in the continental United States. The local residents dress like shit kicking cowboys or they wear Wyoming apparel because they are unimaginative boring mongaloids. Most of them are also inbred shit stains who think a good fuck is taking a trip out to the barn yard. There is no real entertainment to speak of. The best thing to do short of sticking a 12 gauge in your mouth and squeezing the trigger is drinking heavily. Drinking takes away some of the pain of living in this land fill. The local population is all white. If you see any minorities they are most likely military or they got lost driving through the black hole known as Wyoming.
I woke up this morning and took a steaming Cheyenne.