oracle's definitions

deanth

An underweight bag of weed. Mimics the system whereby an 'eighth' = 1/8 oz and a 'teenth' = 1/16 oz. In practice a 'deanth' will be a bag sold as an 'eighth' but weighing noticeably less.
Named for a dealer who regularly sold such short measures.

"An eighth my arse, this is more of a deanth!"

by oracle December 9, 2008

tammeth

Dialect pronounciation of Tamworth. Derogitary term for those of Tamworth origin (or tammies, as opposed to brummies of Birmingham origin.

Hes proper tammeth, dont know his arse from his elbow.

by oracle March 12, 2004

Oracle

All Knowing, As in the comic book character of Birds of Prey, Nightwing and many other comics

I am an Oracle!

by Oracle January 14, 2004

brum

Birmingham, or noise car makes

"Im on the train to Brum"

by oracle February 5, 2004

carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

by oracle March 12, 2004

jobs a good'un

Midland exclamation at an unexpectedly good outcome of a bad situation.

Forklift driver: "Yeah, I smashed a load of those boxes whan I put them on the pallet. Put loads of shrink wrap on, nobody noticed, jobs a good'un"

by oracle March 12, 2004

sewer rat

1: Rat that lives in a sewer.
2: One who enjoys anal sex, especially a male homosexual.

See: marmite miner, fudge packer, uphill gardener, etc.

"Time to trap, this place is full of sewer rats"

by oracle August 20, 2004