oracle's definitions

croft

See James Croft

ez croft

by oracle February 25, 2004

saxo

Citroen Hatchback car, replaced far superior AX. Driven by lowlifes such as Chris Smyth who think that it is a high performance car when in fact it can barely outrun a bus. Often seen in Tamworth.

Ive just got a new stereo for my Saxo

by oracle February 5, 2004

lotus

Sports car, stands for: Lots of trouble, usually serious.

My bloody lotus broke down again

by oracle February 6, 2004

cop the needle

To become annoyed.

Im gonna cop the needle in a minute!

by oracle March 12, 2004

motoring

1: British slang: Moving very fast
2: Transport by car, extremely difficult in UK due to excessive taxation by Gordon Brown, numerous Gatso cameras, speed bumps, Ken Livingstone. Impossible in London.

1: Jesus, he was motoring!
2: Ken Livingstone hates motoring

by oracle February 5, 2004

john prescott

Rotund New labour minister. Known for driving 2 jaguars (sometimes at the same time) and punching people.

2 Jags Prescott

by oracle March 12, 2004

road

Long strip of tarmac or concrete, used for motoring. Regularly sabotaged by new labour.

The roads are hell today

by oracle February 5, 2004