oracle's definitions

gurning chimp

George Bush

Yes, you know he is

by oracle March 12, 2004

curtainsider

Midland slang: Grotesquely fat woman, due to her clothing resembling the tarpaulin enclosing a curtainside lorry.

Shes a bit of a curtainsider.

by oracle February 5, 2004

carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

by oracle March 12, 2004

Oracle

All Knowing, As in the comic book character of Birds of Prey, Nightwing and many other comics

I am an Oracle!

by Oracle January 14, 2004

sewer rat

1: Rat that lives in a sewer.
2: One who enjoys anal sex, especially a male homosexual.

See: marmite miner, fudge packer, uphill gardener, etc.

"Time to trap, this place is full of sewer rats"

by oracle August 20, 2004

brum

Birmingham, or noise car makes

"Im on the train to Brum"

by oracle February 5, 2004

jobs a good'un

Midland exclamation at an unexpectedly good outcome of a bad situation.

Forklift driver: "Yeah, I smashed a load of those boxes whan I put them on the pallet. Put loads of shrink wrap on, nobody noticed, jobs a good'un"

by oracle March 12, 2004