oracle's definitions

rhubarb

Complete and utter bollocks.

"Stop talking rhubarb"

by oracle March 12, 2004

jobs a goodun

See jobs a good'un.

Only seen it in print once, in Time Out London, and thats how it was spelled.

by oracle March 12, 2004

carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

by oracle March 12, 2004

Oracle

All Knowing, As in the comic book character of Birds of Prey, Nightwing and many other comics

I am an Oracle!

by Oracle January 14, 2004

curtainsider

Midland slang: Grotesquely fat woman, due to her clothing resembling the tarpaulin enclosing a curtainside lorry.

Shes a bit of a curtainsider.

by oracle February 5, 2004

gurning chimp

George Bush

Yes, you know he is

by oracle March 12, 2004

clinker

see also teggit

Ouch! Teggits

by oracle March 12, 2004