oracle's definitions

corsa

Extremely poor car made by Vauxhall (GM). Slightly modified Nova. Very slow, no style, often seen in Tamworth being driven by scallies wearing a hi-vis.

Whos that twat in the Corsa?

by oracle February 5, 2004

brummies

Plural of brummie, inhabitant of Birmingham.

Brummies invented the modern world

by oracle August 19, 2004

book an ambulance

What someone pretends to do shortly before dangerous activity, eg heavy drinking or a drug session.

Man talking into hand: "Hello, I'd like to book an ambulance... yes, 10 o'clock please..."

by oracle March 7, 2005

waffling

To talk nonsense in order to fill time, a milder term for bullshit. Can be used as a term for meaningless sales speak. Verb form of waffle.

"Well its good value and I can see youre a man of taste.. blah blah.."
"Stop waffling and tell me how much it costs!!!"

by oracle August 20, 2004

needle

To annoy.

Youre needling me

by oracle March 12, 2004

carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

by oracle March 12, 2004

curtainsider

Midland slang: Grotesquely fat woman, due to her clothing resembling the tarpaulin enclosing a curtainside lorry.

Shes a bit of a curtainsider.

by oracle February 5, 2004