oracle's definitions

del boy

Poor, ineffective scam artist or con-man. From the TV sitcom, Only Fools and Horses.

Daves a proper del boy.

by oracle March 12, 2004

beef spray

Deodorant spray. So called because it gets rid of your 'beef'.

Oi, got any beef spray I can borrow?

by Oracle June 7, 2007

dean measure

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth named Dean, who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"DEAN MEASURE"

by oracle October 5, 2004

curtainsider

Midland slang: Grotesquely fat woman, due to her clothing resembling the tarpaulin enclosing a curtainside lorry.

Shes a bit of a curtainsider.

by oracle February 5, 2004

carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

by oracle March 12, 2004

brum

Birmingham, or noise car makes

"Im on the train to Brum"

by oracle February 5, 2004

Oracle

All Knowing, As in the comic book character of Birds of Prey, Nightwing and many other comics

I am an Oracle!

by Oracle January 14, 2004