oracle's definitions

dean weight

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"More like a dean measure"

by oracle October 5, 2004

walrus

A boasting wanker, especially about money or supposed sexual prowess. From the nickname walrus applied to Joff Ennis, from the walrus-like rolls of fat on the back of his neck.

Walrus: Im so ace and ive just fucked 87 birds up the arse blah blah.....
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.

by oracle March 12, 2004

beef spray

Deodorant spray. So called because it gets rid of your 'beef'.

Oi, got any beef spray I can borrow?

by Oracle June 7, 2007

bollix

Alternative (eg internet) spelling of bollocks, as used by Gav Bell.

On msn: "bollix left me fukin mobile at uni"

by oracle March 12, 2004

lambeth walk

To walk very fast to avoid being mugged, as in Lambeth, S London.

...Doing the Lambeth walk...OI!

by oracle March 12, 2004

M42

Large car park near Birmingham and Tamworth. Used as storage area for traffic cones and occasionally as motorway. See M25.

Im stuck on the M42

by oracle February 5, 2004

Harringay

Obscure area of north London, between Finsbury Park and Wood Green. Built in late 19th century, home to large Turkish population and (several) students due to low rents. The main street, Green Lanes is the home of the kebab and gun crime. Often confused with Haringey, the London borough which contains Harringay (the area).

"Lock the doors- we're driving through Harringay"

by oracle September 6, 2004