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road

Long strip of tarmac or concrete, used for motoring. Regularly sabotaged by new labour.
The roads are hell today
by oracle February 5, 2004
mugGet the roadmug.

tax

by oracle March 12, 2004
mugGet the taxmug.

plastic pig

Term for a Reliant Robin, small 3 wheeled car/van made from GRP in Tamworth. Made famous as the transport for del boy in the TV show only fools and horses. Very slow and has a tendency to roll over when cornering. Used as a term of abuse for any slow or crap car. See also metrocab.
Bloke: "Why were you so late?"
Another bloke: "Coz i was stuck behind a plastic pig all the way up the M42
by oracle August 19, 2004
mugGet the plastic pigmug.

motoring

1: British slang: Moving very fast
2: Transport by car, extremely difficult in UK due to excessive taxation by Gordon Brown, numerous Gatso cameras, speed bumps, Ken Livingstone. Impossible in London.
1: Jesus, he was motoring!
2: Ken Livingstone hates motoring
by oracle February 5, 2004
mugGet the motoringmug.

john prescott

Rotund New labour minister. Known for driving 2 jaguars (sometimes at the same time) and punching people.
by oracle March 12, 2004
mugGet the john prescottmug.

cop the needle

To become annoyed.
by oracle March 12, 2004
mugGet the cop the needlemug.

croft

ez croft
by oracle February 25, 2004
mugGet the croftmug.

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