ocfangurl's definitions

columbia, mo

A small, yet homophobic town where people are primarily distracted by frat parties and field parties.

person 1: there's nothing to do
person 2: lets so drink in the middle of corn
person 1: yeah that sounds like a blast!

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

you oughtta know

one of the best alanis songs that practically bitch-slaps her ex for fucking up their relationship cause he couldn't keep it in his pants or something..

song really says it all man

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

bad touch

1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex

person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

milla jovovich

1.super hot alien chick in The Fifth Element, where she's naked a bit, wears little clothes and kicks ass.
2.super hot undercover agent for evil umbrella corporation in Resident Evil, where she's naked a bit and kicks major zombie ass.
3.super hot zombie killer in Resident Evil: Apocalypse, where she's kicking ass and looking damn fine doing it

person 1:why do you watch resident evil alot?...and why do you love the fifth element? why do you like it?
person 2: dude...just don't..i told you don't bother me when i'm watching this part...

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

thursday

The best day to go out to the only gay/lesbian bar in Columbia and get laid.

person 1: what you doing tonight?
person 2: going to soco.
person 1: ah...oh yeah your gay...have fun

by ocfangurl March 16, 2005

kikyo

1.the worst thing to ever come up and bite kagome and inuyasha's realtionship in the ass.
2.zombie psycho bitch that sucks the souls of other people to maintain her own life. (see ex girlfriend)

person 1: goddamn, that girl is such a kikyo
person 2: your right, i fucking hate her, she's always in the way.

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

queer as folk

an awesome show on Showtime thats about the lives of a circle of gay men and a lesbian couple in pittsburg. lots of man on man sex, which is cool if your into it.

person 1: i'm gonna watch queer as folk now
person 2: but your not gay...
person 1: one, didn't say i wasn't, and two i think two guys are really hot
person 2: can i watch too?

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005