a guy that you thought was your friend and just turns out to be an ass who thinks he's really your boyfriend and that you love him, even thought you've told him for years that:
1.you're gay, you don't swing that way
2.even if he was a chick..no
3.you don't like him like that.
then proceeds to try to kill you several times and beat you up cause you hate him
1.you're gay, you don't swing that way
2.even if he was a chick..no
3.you don't like him like that.
then proceeds to try to kill you several times and beat you up cause you hate him
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

one of the best alanis songs that practically bitch-slaps her ex for fucking up their relationship cause he couldn't keep it in his pants or something..
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

1. merely mentioning anything about your "lifestyle and/or preference to women"
2. reading a book for class that has the word gay on the cover(that in no way to sexuality)
3. watching a movie where a girl says she loves another girl in a friend way
4.anything having to do with gay rights
2. reading a book for class that has the word gay on the cover(that in no way to sexuality)
3. watching a movie where a girl says she loves another girl in a friend way
4.anything having to do with gay rights
mother: what are you doing?
daughter: reading the advocate in the little corner of my room so as not to offend anyone with my gayness.
mother: your grounded
daughter: reading the advocate in the little corner of my room so as not to offend anyone with my gayness.
mother: your grounded
by ocfangurl March 16, 2005

a great singer from canada who sounds very good pissed off about her bf kicking her ass to the curb (see you oughtta know)
person 1: she just dumped me..
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
