Anti-Pasta 

The negative version of pasta.

If you eat pasta and then eat anti-pasta, will you still be hungry?

Anti-Pasta by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

Antipasto 

Despite common belief that considers it as an appetizer preceding the main course, in Italian restaurants actually it is a kind of dish which forces you to reject the rest of food you've already ordered.

As an accurate analysis of the word reveals, the prefix is not "ante" which means "before" (as in other Italian words "anteprima"= "preview" or "antenato"="forefather"), but is "anti" which means "against" (as in the Italian words "antifascista"="antifascist" or "anticlericale"="anticlerical")

Therefore the real meaning of the word is *"antimeal" or "against the meal"

Waiter: Good evening, have you already seen what's on the menu?
Customer: Yes, I'd like an antipasto, please.
Waiter: Good choice! And then, what else?
Customer: Don't you understand what I'm saying?! I don't wanna eat your fucking food!

Antipasto by DanCes April 17, 2014

Antipasti 

The FSM version of the antichrist

Also known as "antipasta".

The antipasti will surely doom us all...

Antipasti by Submitters of Words April 28, 2011

Antipasti 

The FSM version of the antichrist

Also known as "antipasta".

The antipasti will surely doom us all...

Antipasti by Submitters of Words April 28, 2011

Antipasto 

Another term for Anal Sex.

"He LOVES the antipasto!!!"

We picked up this girl at Barking Dog and she came back to 730 for some antipasto.

Antipasto by Sqautting December 19, 2004

Antipasta

Any pasta dish prepared by the sister of one of your parents.

I can't come to the pub; my mum's sister doing me antipasta for dinner.

Antipasta by gav-wan December 31, 2025