12 definitions by nige

gipping

when something revolting makes u wretch un-controllably

the smell was so bad i was 'gipping' for hours

by nige September 18, 2003

Bavarian water harp

Slang term for pussy, cunt or beaver.

I wouldn't mind playing a few notes on her Bavarian water harp...

by nige March 31, 2004

walker's crisps

Really Nice Crisps (chips to our cousins across the pond)

could i have some Walker's Crisps Please

by nige December 21, 2004

poachers sack

A large hairy axe wound, or a large Pork casing - vagina

you could tell she's had a couple of kids, as it was as loose as as a poachers sack, more like throwing a sausage down a dark alley !

by nige September 18, 2003

scally

Learn to spell you inbred scally wanker.
Bunch of retarded miscrients of molecular mass ripped from the exterior of a tender scrotum suffering from genital warts.

"err ar yo kick fuk outa mosher greecy wanker"..fucking pumphead

by nige November 14, 2004

mince

A level of stupidity associated with the bottom 5% of society

That girl is thick as mince

by nige November 10, 2004

bolus

a chewed piece of food, not slang on its own but see it combined with masticate to devastating effect: the bane of biology teachers everywhere.

i can't be bothered to write the example twice, just click the masticate thingy.

by nige April 19, 2004