murph's definitions

ph0wnd

a combination of phone and ownd.

did you see my cell bill? shit i got ph0wnd.

did you see steve's bitch ph0wnd him last night and gave him a black eye?

by Murph April 4, 2004

mauster

v.

1. The act of kissing.
2. The act of having sex.
3. The act of anything in-between.
4. Informal. Fooling around.
5. Slang. Fucking.

Credited to NauCe for iventing this word.

they went into the bedroom to mauster

by Murph January 11, 2005

geese

mike g, thegeese

is geese gonna make the reservations or what?

by Murph April 4, 2004

Cream of Meat

Semen

She licked up all of my cream of meat...

by Murph July 1, 2006

Maguero

A person that is super cool and has a huge dick

I'm a maguero

by MURPH November 16, 2014

Charp

To turn something on for the purpose of listening to music.

Hey, charp the radio because my show's about to come on.

by murph March 25, 2003

whoopee

A slang term used first thing in the morning after a party when a yellow stain is discovered on the floor.

Aww man, whoopee on the floor?

by Murph March 31, 2004