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28 definitions by murph

 
15.
1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe
"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."
by murph November 05, 2003
 
16.
n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture
We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.
by Murph February 22, 2005
 
17.
1. N- The state of being more drunk than anyone on the planet, surpassing even what were thought to be previously unattainable limits; state of drunkness that is beyond comprehension; the effect if which is causing someone to say "Man, can't get any drunker than that,"...and proving them wrong.
1. Damn, did you see Joe last night, he got sketed off of 3/4 a bottle of whiskey.
by Murph April 21, 2005
 
18.
FC
Fire Crotch, One who has Red pubic hair and red hair atop their head.
What is up my* fellow FC? *Narator having Red Hair
by Murph January 05, 2004
 
19.
(adj.) a slutty woman.
Look at that cum dumpster over there
by Murph January 16, 2003
 
20.
To turn something on for the purpose of listening to music.
Hey, charp the radio because my show's about to come on.
by murph March 25, 2003
 
21.
Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.
He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.
by murph January 26, 2005