murph's definitions

Cream of Meat

Semen

She licked up all of my cream of meat...

by Murph July 1, 2006

Maguero

A person that is super cool and has a huge dick

I'm a maguero

by MURPH November 16, 2014

two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

by murph January 26, 2005

fot

n. Perineum. The region between one's anus and one's genitals.

"If you lick her fot
she'll love you lots."

-Dad

by Murph February 19, 2004

silk purse

n. The vaginal area as a result of seminal fluid having been deposited, upon sex.

"Made a silk purse out of m'lady's sow's ear the other day."

-Bobby

by Murph February 19, 2004

wodie

Where u at?

1 kid: yo wodie
2 kid im hittin this nice party come chilkl

by Murph July 16, 2003

window shopping

1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.

2. actually shopping for new windows

3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district

1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"

2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"

3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"

by Murph August 9, 2006