sketed

1. N- The state of being more drunk than anyone on the planet, surpassing even what were thought to be previously unattainable limits; state of drunkness that is beyond comprehension; the effect if which is causing someone to say "Man, can't get any drunker than that,"...and proving them wrong.

1. Damn, did you see Joe last night, he got sketed off of 3/4 a bottle of whiskey.

by Murph April 21, 2005

Penis Colada

Semen

Say girl, you want some penis colada?

by Murph January 16, 2003

silk purse

n. The vaginal area as a result of seminal fluid having been deposited, upon sex.

"Made a silk purse out of m'lady's sow's ear the other day."

-Bobby

by Murph February 19, 2004

fot

n. Perineum. The region between one's anus and one's genitals.

"If you lick her fot
she'll love you lots."

-Dad

by Murph February 19, 2004

cum dumpster

(adj.) a slutty woman.

Look at that cum dumpster over there

by Murph January 16, 2003

FC

Fire Crotch, One who has Red pubic hair and red hair atop their head.

What is up my* fellow FC? *Narator having Red Hair

by Murph January 05, 2004

geese

mike g, thegeese

is geese gonna make the reservations or what?

by Murph April 04, 2004