murph's definitions

fot

n. Perineum. The region between one's anus and one's genitals.

"If you lick her fot
she'll love you lots."

-Dad

by Murph February 19, 2004

silk purse

n. The vaginal area as a result of seminal fluid having been deposited, upon sex.

"Made a silk purse out of m'lady's sow's ear the other day."

-Bobby

by Murph February 19, 2004

two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

by murph January 26, 2005

sow's ear

n. Vagina

"Ol' Bobby made a silk purse outta me sow's ear!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

FC

Fire Crotch, One who has Red pubic hair and red hair atop their head.

What is up my* fellow FC? *Narator having Red Hair

by Murph January 5, 2004

Charp

To turn something on for the purpose of listening to music.

Hey, charp the radio because my show's about to come on.

by murph March 25, 2003

barney

n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture

We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.

by Murph May 13, 2005