ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe
"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."
by murph November 06, 2003
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fot

n. Perineum. The region between one's anus and one's genitals.
"If you lick her fot
she'll love you lots."

-Dad
by Murph February 20, 2004
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sow's ear

"Ol' Bobby made a silk purse outta me sow's ear!"
by Murph February 19, 2004
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shizzlebang

like a girl has to have a little shizzlebang
by Murph February 21, 2004
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Maguero

A person that is super cool and has a huge dick
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mauster

v.

1. The act of kissing.
2. The act of having sex.
3. The act of anything in-between.
4. Informal. Fooling around.
5. Slang. Fucking.

Credited to NauCe for iventing this word.
they went into the bedroom to mauster
by Murph January 12, 2005
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barney

n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture
We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.
by Murph February 23, 2005
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