mplad's definitions

mongoloid

A race of people who inhabit East Asia and parts of Southeast Asia and Central Asia. In addition, some scientists classify American Indians as members of the greater Mongoloid race due to the fact that their ancestors came from Asia thousands of years ago.

Typical of members of the Mongoloid race are straight black hair, charcoal black eyes, a short, roundish face, a low nose bridge, high cheekbones and epicanthal fodes that give the appearance of "slanted" eyes.

This man has Visible Mongoloid Ancestry

by Mplad February 8, 2007

fremont

Where the Indian and Chinese engineers who work in the Silicon Valley buy their homes.

That engineer who graduated from India Tech bought a home in Fremont after working in the Silicon Valley for a few years.

by mplad July 23, 2006

Colma

A place where there are more than a million dead people but barely 1,000 living people.

My grandfather is buried at a cemetary in Colma.

by mplad July 22, 2006

Menlo Park

A city to the immediate north of Stanford University and Palo Alto. The city is known for its upscale downtown and the strip along Sand Hill Road that is home to the largest concentration of Venture Capital firms in the world. The people who live in the town tend to have Graduate degrees and most of them can accurately be described as yuppies.

Standford Alumnus One: It is nice running into you, what is new in your life lately?

Standford Alumnus Two: Well, I just landed a job as an associate at an Investment Bank and purchased a home in Menlo Park.

by mplad July 22, 2006

Little Manila

A neighborhood or city where a large proportion of the residents are of Filipino descent. Perhaps the most well known example of a Little Manila is Daly City, California.

I just got back from shopping at Serramonte mall in Little Manila.

by mplad July 22, 2006

diego

A rich, good looking Hispanic man, primarily of european descent, who spends his spare time romancing white sorority girls at private universities.

Frat Boy 1: Are you still with Cindy?
Frat Boy 2: Nah man, I caught her in bed with some diego, so we broke up.

by mplad March 3, 2007

Penelope Cruz

The HOTTEST woman who has ever walked the earth. She is from Spain with dark hair, dark eyes, and light olive skin. She is truly the epitome of Mediterranean beauty.

God, what I would give to have just one hour with Penelope Cruz in my bedroom.

by Mplad May 2, 2008