12 definitions by Mplad

Menlo Park

A city to the immediate north of Stanford University and Palo Alto. The city is known for its upscale downtown and the strip along Sand Hill Road that is home to the largest concentration of Venture Capital firms in the world. The people who live in the town tend to have Graduate degrees and most of them can accurately be described as yuppies.

Standford Alumnus One: It is nice running into you, what is new in your life lately?

Standford Alumnus Two: Well, I just landed a job as an associate at an Investment Bank and purchased a home in Menlo Park.

by Mplad July 23, 2006

mongoloid

A race of people who inhabit East Asia and parts of Southeast Asia and Central Asia. In addition, some scientists classify American Indians as members of the greater Mongoloid race due to the fact that their ancestors came from Asia thousands of years ago.

Typical of members of the Mongoloid race are straight black hair, charcoal black eyes, a short, roundish face, a low nose bridge, high cheekbones and epicanthal fodes that give the appearance of "slanted" eyes.

This man has Visible Mongoloid Ancestry

by Mplad February 4, 2007

Penelope Cruz

The HOTTEST woman who has ever walked the earth. She is from Spain with dark hair, dark eyes, and light olive skin. She is truly the epitome of Mediterranean beauty.

God, what I would give to have just one hour with Penelope Cruz in my bedroom.

by Mplad May 2, 2008

fremont

Where the Indian and Chinese engineers who work in the Silicon Valley buy their homes.

That engineer who graduated from India Tech bought a home in Fremont after working in the Silicon Valley for a few years.

by Mplad July 23, 2006

Ming Ming

An Asian (especially foreign born Chinese) trophy wife typically married to a rich non asian guy.

That nerd married a hot Ming Ming after he took his tech company public and made millions.

by Mplad August 24, 2006

Colma

A place where there are more than a million dead people but barely 1,000 living people.

My grandfather is buried at a cemetary in Colma.

by Mplad July 23, 2006

Foster City

A city near San Mateo, on the edge of the San Francisco Bay near the San Mateo bridge. Built on reclaimed marshland, the city is an upscale, planned community surrounding lagoons with many waterfront homes. The town has a reputation as a Yuppie enclave and many Asians reside in Foster City.

I just purchased a waterfront condo in Foster City for $750,000 so now I am officially a yuppie.

by Mplad July 23, 2006