34 definitions by mpegevil

Dizembuut

(verb) Unplug a computer so as not to download a virus.

Phil: I had to dizembuut last night.
Clyde: Did it work? Is your computer still safe?

by mpegevil April 23, 2011

Dialage

A type of prank in which you call some important organization (ex. CIA, FBI, 911) and give the phone to someone else.

Phil: Last week I called the CIA and gave the phone to George.
Clyde: Nice dialage, man!

by mpegevil April 23, 2011

High Quality Audio

A conversation shared by two or more really brilliant people that no one around is smart enough to understand.

Phil: George and Bill are talking about like calculus or something.

Clyde: Yeah, that sure is some High Quality Audio.

by mpegevil May 14, 2011

Boohicky

An object of undefined nature.

Phil: What's that over there?
Clyde: Don't know. i guess it's a boohicky.

by mpegevil April 23, 2011

Ride The Snowball

Cash in or pick up on another person's energetic or productive attitude.

Phil: We'll never get this project done! Our debug team is too lazy!
Clyde: Oh, don't worry. Our programmers have been pretty productive, so the rest of us can just ride the snowball from here.

by mpegevil June 2, 2011

MP4 Player

Someone or something acting way cooler than they really are.

Example 1:
Nerdy Kid: Yo, what's up, I'm cool now!
Phil: No you're not, you're just an MP4 Player.

Example 2:
Salesman: BUY OXI CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil: Oxi Clean is such an MP4 Player.

by mpegevil June 13, 2011

Quace

1. A word you say when somebody asks for a noun or verb and you want to be annoying.

2. A mythical square fruit (square + quince).

3. A word that can mean almost anything in almost any case.

1. Clyde: Okay, I need a noun.
Phil: Ummm...quace.
Clyde: Quace?
Phil: Sorry.

2. Phil: I'm hungry.
Clyde: Me too. I could really go for a quace.

3. Clyde: Hey Phil, could I borrow a pencil?
Phil: Quace.

by mpegevil August 7, 2011