moof's definitions

lezzer

A lesbian.

"She's a right old lezzer"

by moof July 10, 2003

Rittard

An entertaining person with erratic hand motions.

That politition is very animated, what a rittard.

by Moof January 7, 2019

doink

The act of hitting someone in the balls.

Dobson was being a dillhole, so I doinked him, and now he has ovaries.

by Moof September 3, 2003

three bagger

Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.

A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.

"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."

by moof July 10, 2003