"She's a right old lezzer"
Cf. one bagger
, two bagger
A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.
"I'm so drunk, I could hit
a double bagger, but she's a three."
Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly
"Sure I can see she's a double bagger
now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."
Females. Specifically, all hot
females between the ages of consent
"That augmentation I got done is a big hit with the ladies."
Twisted homosexual situation.
'Introducing Your Transvestite Brother Who Is Now Your Sister To Your Heterosexual Wife= A Fagmentous Occasion
The act of hitting someone in the balls.
Dobson was being a dillhole, so I doinked him, and now he has ovaries.