Definitions by Moof

Rittard 

An entertaining person with erratic hand motions.

That politition is very animated, what a rittard.

Rittard by Moof January 7, 2019

Fagmentous

Twisted homosexual situation.

'Introducing Your Transvestite Brother Who Is Now Your Sister To Your Heterosexual Wife= A Fagmentous Occasion

Fagmentous by Moof April 4, 2005

Moof 

To show disappointment in someone. Usually accompanied by a shake of head, and eating of soup.

"Moof moof moof."

Moof by Moof March 30, 2004

doink

The act of hitting someone in the balls.

Dobson was being a dillhole, so I doinked him, and now he has ovaries.

doink by Moof September 3, 2003

coming of age 

Used in papers you know noting about, yet mutually respected as a legitimate answer by english teachers everywhere, because they are too afraid to admit they don't know what the ever popular phrase actually means

It was a coming of age novel about Bestiality. And a young boy. Fucktard.

coming of age by Moof September 3, 2003

three bagger 

Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.

A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.

"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."

three bagger by moof July 10, 2003

one bagger

Cf. double bagger, three bagger.

A woman whose face is so ugly, you'd need to cover her face with a bag during sex. Not as bad as a two bagger.

"A three bagger? That's a one bagger, and I'm two cold ones away from wearing beergoggles -- watch me hit it!"

one bagger by moof July 10, 2003