10 definitions by Moof

Top Definition
A lesbian.
"She's a right old lezzer"
by moof July 10, 2003
Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.

A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.
"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."
by moof July 10, 2003
Cf. double bagger, three bagger.

A woman whose face is so ugly, you'd need to cover her face with a bag during sex. Not as bad as a two bagger.
"A three bagger? That's a one bagger, and I'm two cold ones away from wearing beergoggles -- watch me hit it!"
by moof July 10, 2003
Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.
"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."
by moof July 10, 2003
Females. Specifically, all hot females between the ages of consent and milf, collectively.
"That augmentation I got done is a big hit with the ladies."
by moof July 10, 2003
Twisted homosexual situation.
'Introducing Your Transvestite Brother Who Is Now Your Sister To Your Heterosexual Wife= A Fagmentous Occasion
by Moof April 04, 2005
The act of hitting someone in the balls.
Dobson was being a dillhole, so I doinked him, and now he has ovaries.
by Moof September 03, 2003
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