121 definitions by mitch00uk

miserbitch

A miserable women\girl, a play on the words miserable and bitch

What's wrong with you, your such as miserbitch

by mitch00uk March 24, 2015

beer leech

Someone who never buys around or beer, or even his own beer

John is such a beer leech, he has never brought a drink in his life, although he is generous with his bird, we all have had her

by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

mutigasm

From the words. .. multiple & orgasm , when a female has more then one orgasm though climaxing via a form of sex or masterbation or some cases coughing and sneezing

That was great I mutigasm every time I am with Mitch. He has such a huge cock

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

partner marking

Wiping the juice from ones sexual organs on to there partners skin or clothing to leave there mark/scent to alert others there in a relationship and to keep away

Sarah... Does partner marking work?

Amy... Yes he'll stink like a ripe kipper

Sarah... I think tom's cheating on me, and his out with his pals tonight.

Amy... Partner mark him! Wipe your fanny juice on his clothes, and any women who speaks to him will know his in a relationship. Partner marking works everytime

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

one up the bum no harm done

After gay anal sex that hasn't caused no bleeding

One up the bum no harm done that's what he said after jumping out of the bushes bending me over and ripping my cum stained pants off,

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

caughtogasm

Caught-o-gasm meaning caught masterbating at the moment of orgasm

My mum walked in just as I was cumming , I was caughtogasm

by mitch00uk March 24, 2015

penis quiff

After male ejaculation that gets into the pubic hair region which makes it sluggy and starts shaping the pubes

Lol look at the penis quiff on that , ur such a loser

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015