7 definitions by mcgruff

SBR

See Short-Bus Rider Or Short-bus Renegade. A person with Down Syndrome or other mental handicap.

Do SBRs really deserve their own olympics?

by mcgruff June 10, 2003

penix

for now and ever to be used as the plural for penis.

i was watching a midget bukkake video and i saw that bitch get poked in the face by at least ten penix

by mcgruff October 14, 2004

crime dog

Crime dog, in the context of McGruff the Crime Dog.

1)verb. To observe something that someone is doing wrong or something that someone should not be doing and then informing them of the correction.

Person 1 to Person 2: "The instructions say to do it this way."
Person 2: (ignornant) "No, this is the right way"
Person 3: (after verification) "Whoa! Person1 just totally crime dogged Person2!"

by mcgruff January 9, 2004

chicky buffer

Negates the potential for mab-touching-man discomfort.

During our group hug, I was the chicky buffer between Andy and David.

by mcgruff January 3, 2005

red baron

after engaging in sexual activities with a woman on her period you slap her in the face with your vaginally painted member whilst humming dum duh duh duh duhh dum duh duhh duhh duhh dumm du duh duuuuuhhhh!!!

im sure you all know what song im talking about.

by mcgruff October 14, 2004

chili to go

after engaging in anal sex you pull out and slap your partner in the face with your feces covered penix

that nasty skank loves chili to go almost as much a red baron

by mcgruff October 14, 2004

spiderman

ive nothing much to add to the whole cumming in your hand and flinging it in her face except when you do you have to yell "go web go!"

they love it when you do it cuz it shows you care

by mcgruff October 14, 2004