Definitions by mcgruff

chicky buffer 

Negates the potential for mab-touching-man discomfort.

During our group hug, I was the chicky buffer between Andy and David.

chicky buffer by mcgruff January 2, 2005

penix 

for now and ever to be used as the plural for penis.

i was watching a midget bukkake video and i saw that bitch get poked in the face by at least ten penix

penix by mcgruff October 13, 2004

red baron 

after engaging in sexual activities with a woman on her period you slap her in the face with your vaginally painted member whilst humming dum duh duh duh duhh dum duh duhh duhh duhh dumm du duh duuuuuhhhh!!!

im sure you all know what song im talking about.

red baron by mcgruff October 13, 2004

spiderman 

ive nothing much to add to the whole cumming in your hand and flinging it in her face except when you do you have to yell "go web go!"

they love it when you do it cuz it shows you care

spiderman by mcgruff October 13, 2004

chili to go 

after engaging in anal sex you pull out and slap your partner in the face with your feces covered penix

that nasty skank loves chili to go almost as much a red baron

chili to go by mcgruff October 13, 2004

crime dog 

Crime dog, in the context of McGruff the Crime Dog.

1)verb. To observe something that someone is doing wrong or something that someone should not be doing and then informing them of the correction.

Person 1 to Person 2: "The instructions say to do it this way."
Person 2: (ignornant) "No, this is the right way"
Person 3: (after verification) "Whoa! Person1 just totally crime dogged Person2!"

crime dog by McGruff January 9, 2004

SBR 

See Short-Bus Rider Or Short-bus Renegade. A person with Down Syndrome or other mental handicap.

Do SBRs really deserve their own olympics?

SBR by McGruff June 9, 2003