max's definitions

premonition

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;

she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!

by max September 17, 2004

qualp

A clamping or smacking noise made by a particularly moist vagina, usually when the penis or other device is withdrawn fully. queef

Loquita loves the qualp of withdrawal after her lover makes his deposit.

by Max October 23, 2003

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003

Mayhem

Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.

"Mayhem=true Norwegian black metal!!"

by Max April 2, 2003

Raspin

a stud

crap, that guy is such a raspin!

by max November 4, 2003

Fat Fives

Stock Rims put on 94-96 Acura Integra GSR. The 97 GSR's came with LS wheels. The 98-01 GSR's came with Blades

Check out those Fat Fives.

by Max July 1, 2007

the mask

One of the funniest movies ever made. Underestimated by many, a movie brought to life by the superbly over the top acting of Jim Carrey

er...........the mask is fucking top drawer.

by max May 19, 2005