264 definitions by max

she changed her name from evil cunt vein to Penis Lock, and later to dick cheney, and since then has this walking evidence of parasite power been screwing with you americans, and it's hard to watch your whole country just fade away because of this Dick.
if anything says anything evil, dicks' spirit has been involved.
by Max March 10, 2005
Nataleigh-- this freshman that is fucking my freshman buddy, Steven.
Nataleigh fucked Steven last night, and I'm really jealous.
by Max March 03, 2005
Gas station that closes to early
I'm out of gas and that Mobil closed way to damn early.
by Max August 07, 2004
to perform sexual stimulation on a female using one's fingers, or "digits"
I digitfucked that bitch so hard I got a cramp in my wrist!
by Max March 14, 2004
Artist who blend industrial metal and techno together.
The Chemical Brothers are some of the greatest artists ever!
by Max September 15, 2003
Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!
Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!
by Max February 21, 2009
Otherwise known as 'The Latin Snake'. The winner of the first (and currently only) series of 'The Contender'. Never defeated in the programme, and beat title favourite Ishe and Peter Manfredo (the latter whom he beat in the final). A tall and not particularly muscular guy, his strength lies in his mind, a very mentally strong figure. His victory enabled his family to fight emerge from poverty, and his name to emerge into the world of boxing.
"And the winner is.......Sergio Morrrrraaaaaaaaaaa"
by Max July 02, 2005
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