max's definitions

fisher

A blood trait formed from an infection found in the urinary tracts of homosexual men who like rimming.This nasty disease can turn the carrier into a serial cum master,and can cause severe behavioural changes such as beastiality, necrophilia and masturbating in shoes.

I had "Fisher" now i'm married to a homosexual binman

by max November 17, 2006

Guilderland High School

; ass-gay school, located in Guilderland as most american schools are

htttp:/.guilderlandschools.org

Bullying is not Okay!

by max November 5, 2004

fuckshovel

Being as stupid as a shovel.

Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.

In reference to a misspelling
"
O iR U: you spelled destroy wrong you fuckshovel"

by Max October 16, 2004

kidult

A person in transition between childhood and adulthood.

"Do you have any ID, you look a little to young to be an adult"

by max May 17, 2005

digitfuck

to perform sexual stimulation on a female using one's fingers, or "digits"

I digitfucked that bitch so hard I got a cramp in my wrist!

by Max March 14, 2004

chocolate pancake

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.

Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!

by Max August 19, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

The 'accidental' revelation of cleavage on national television. for you dumbasses out there, "When dat bitch showed dem tittays on da tv yo"

Thats what you get when you let MTV run the halftime show. greedy corporate bastards.

by Max May 11, 2004