max's definitions

santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

by max December 12, 2004

kurombo

Japanese for nigger. A really rude word.

all the kurombos are eating fried chicken

by max December 20, 2004

pidgeon hat

An item, typically an article of clothing, that a person wears for the sole purpose of drawing attention to themselves.

The three watches that John wears was cool for the first couple of days, but now it's become a total pidgeon hat.

by Max January 7, 2004

tarzan

A white person who acts black (ie, acts like he was raised by apes.) Similar to wigger.

that kid is such a fucking tarzan bitch

by max December 1, 2004

hero

One who fixes another's subwoofer system. See Max

Max is Lauren's hero.

by Max October 3, 2004

Dick Cheney

she changed her name from evil cunt vein to Penis Lock, and later to dick cheney, and since then has this walking evidence of parasite power been screwing with you americans, and it's hard to watch your whole country just fade away because of this Dick.

if anything says anything evil, dicks' spirit has been involved.

by Max March 10, 2005

karima

Goddess, nNmesis of X-calvin, Giant Lemon circling above the Universal Bottle, fighting the Giant Pink Elephant that is X-calvin.
Martyr: Booney

Ow, Karima what have you done!! Smythe Me!

by Max December 2, 2004