Scranton

The dirtiest, most Faggiest,place i've ever had the DIS-pleasure to "visit"! I heard they were going to rename it
"Inceston", Scince 99.9% of the population is the result of inbreeding. Funny thing about Scranton... no dentists! At least I think there isn't, scince none of the "Scrantonions" have anymore than three (3) teeth in their blowholes! At least to live on "Strong Island" you need to have a good amount of CA$H, infact my toilet bowlcost more $ than any so called house in that shithole!
The town "motto" for Scranton is...
" Come to Scranton,the city where incest is best"!
by mavros April 14, 2006
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crackfart

The most putrid,& foul odor one can produce out of his/her body! Easily distinguished by the length and type of noise made during its release...
They usualy last between 10 to 30 seconds and sound sort of like a mouse on a motorcycle.( A Jap bike, not a Harley).
Caution: The silent, Hot ones are deadly!!!
Tyrone just knew his life would be great after he cleared out the entire Bank with just one "Crackfart"!!!
by mavros April 03, 2006
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numby

Look at me, I'm numby damnit!!!
by mavros April 04, 2006
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double assed

A realy fat person who looks like they have an ass in the front as well as the back.
Large Marge looks like she could shit out the front or back end, da bitch is double assed!!!
by mavros April 08, 2006
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url

The way a moron, Italian from old school Brooklyn says oil.
Uncle Vinny said " Duhhhhh... I'll check to see if there's enough url to burl a pot of water so I can clean the Turlit.... I just spewed all over the seat".
by mavros April 08, 2006
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hockey puck

A real shity hamburger,
you know... the kind they serve in the school lunch room.
I'm not eating in the cafeteria , they are servin' hockey pucks today.
by mavros April 24, 2006
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gladiator

A happy Roman. he was gladiator(glad-i-ater)
did ya hear about the happy roman?
he was gladiator
by mavros April 09, 2006
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