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by mavros April 26, 2006
Get the hiney lick manuver mug.When you slide down a rope and your balls Feel like soap...
you've got mail.Huh? NO NO you've got ruptured balls.
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When your slammed inthe door and your balls hitthe floor...
you know what you've got?
you've got mail.Huh? NO NO you've got ruptured balls.
OR
When your slammed inthe door and your balls hitthe floor...
you know what you've got?
by mavros July 25, 2008
Get the ruptured balls mug.The most putrid,& foul odor one can produce out of his/her body! Easily distinguished by the length and type of noise made during its release...
They usualy last between 10 to 30 seconds and sound sort of like a mouse on a motorcycle.( A Jap bike, not a Harley).
Caution: The silent, Hot ones are deadly!!!
They usualy last between 10 to 30 seconds and sound sort of like a mouse on a motorcycle.( A Jap bike, not a Harley).
Caution: The silent, Hot ones are deadly!!!
Tyrone just knew his life would be great after he cleared out the entire Bank with just one "Crackfart"!!!
by mavros April 22, 2006
Get the crackfart mug.That's what you get when you take the genes of a Polok, and the genes of a one- legged Mongoloid and merge them together.
" Oh shit Earny,that freekin' Polaroid One-step is raking leaves up in the tree.
(Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!
(Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!
by mavros April 29, 2006
Get the Polaroid One-Step mug.Easy to start: 1.) Find a minimum of at least 2 Bums.
2.)Go tell Bum #1 that Bum #2 was the guy responsible for putting him on the street and that he stole the last little bit of Thunderbird, and his last cigarette filter, you know, the one that has 3 to 4 grains of tobacco on it.
3.)Sit back and watch the crust chip away as they come out swingin'.
Sometimes it'll work when you walk through Grand Central Station and drop a dollar in change in front of a gaggle of Bum.
2.)Go tell Bum #1 that Bum #2 was the guy responsible for putting him on the street and that he stole the last little bit of Thunderbird, and his last cigarette filter, you know, the one that has 3 to 4 grains of tobacco on it.
3.)Sit back and watch the crust chip away as they come out swingin'.
Sometimes it'll work when you walk through Grand Central Station and drop a dollar in change in front of a gaggle of Bum.
by mavros April 29, 2006
Get the bum fights mug.A laboratory in India that produces psuedo-ephedrine and sold 1.4 metric tons of the crap to the Amezcua Brothers of Mexico without even questioning it. I believe they ( the brtothers )made Two Billion dollars from it. Between making crystal meth or just selling the trash to other meth labs. It's a shame the DEA didn't realize it till it was too late. Oh Well,...
POOHPOOH HAPPENS!!!
POOHPOOH HAPPENS!!!
by mavros April 26, 2006
Get the Krebs bio mug.A wonderful and fun fucking place where the great ( yeah, O.K.) civil servant, better known as PIGS can't make a propper arrest. So what they do is plant stuff on you, or co-erce you or beat you , basicaly do "Whatever" it takes to make an arrest.(A groupe of funky flunkies in uniform)
I just got back from the 8th precient nassau where i told them about a real murder.
Until the detective crawled out from under his desk, I thought the place was empty!
Until the detective crawled out from under his desk, I thought the place was empty!
by mavros May 5, 2006
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