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by mavros April 29, 2006
Get the smelly finger mug.A fucking brainstorm that fatassed neighbors think up while sitting around eating Entenmans & Haagen Das and drinking diet coke (as if Diet Coke will keep the poor excuse for a brain thiking that she's on a true diet)and watching Jerry Springer, all the while she's still in her Fucking pajamas @ 4:00 in the afternoon.
Now, when they finaly get out of the un-maintaned house, they start flapping thier gums, bend the forearms at the elbows at a 45 degree angle (as if she's been doinh itall her life) and off they go!
This absolutely Fucking useless and moronic idea will last anywhere from 3 days to as much as a whole week before giving it up.
Now, when they finaly get out of the un-maintaned house, they start flapping thier gums, bend the forearms at the elbows at a 45 degree angle (as if she's been doinh itall her life) and off they go!
This absolutely Fucking useless and moronic idea will last anywhere from 3 days to as much as a whole week before giving it up.
Bertha: "This cake would taste so much better if I could eat it off of Steve's(head of security on Jerry show) cock.
Marge: "oooohh, I know I know, but then your weight would go 610lbs. when 595lbs. looks great.
Bertha: "hey! I know... lets go walking."
Marge: (with the look of sheer terror on her face),she says "What for"?
Marge: "oooohh, I know I know, but then your weight would go 610lbs. when 595lbs. looks great.
Bertha: "hey! I know... lets go walking."
Marge: (with the look of sheer terror on her face),she says "What for"?
by mavros April 29, 2006
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Get the gladiator mug.Just buy her a pizza... if she loves it, shes a crew slut!!!
It's a way of life...
The boys in the crew are just waiting for you, to be a crew slut
( From Frank Zappas " Joes Garage")
Her name is Mary
It's a way of life...
The boys in the crew are just waiting for you, to be a crew slut
( From Frank Zappas " Joes Garage")
Her name is Mary
by mavros April 26, 2006
Get the crew slut mug.this is the term used when refering to "Fido's" Pud, or "pecker", when it comes out of its sheeth to play with "Fifi".(pronounced; fee-fee) for all you illiterate interlectuals!
" The good (Yeah rite!!!) Rev. Al Sharpton just can't stop playing with Tawana's dogs pink pencile..."
He just aint nevuh seen nuffin like it.
He just aint nevuh seen nuffin like it.
by mavros May 1, 2006
Get the pink pencile mug.A wonderful and fun fucking place where the great ( yeah, O.K.) civil servant, better known as PIGS can't make a propper arrest. So what they do is plant stuff on you, or co-erce you or beat you , basicaly do "Whatever" it takes to make an arrest.(A groupe of funky flunkies in uniform)
I just got back from the 8th precient nassau where i told them about a real murder.
Until the detective crawled out from under his desk, I thought the place was empty!
Until the detective crawled out from under his desk, I thought the place was empty!
by mavros May 5, 2006
Get the 8th precient nassau mug.Easy to start: 1.) Find a minimum of at least 2 Bums.
2.)Go tell Bum #1 that Bum #2 was the guy responsible for putting him on the street and that he stole the last little bit of Thunderbird, and his last cigarette filter, you know, the one that has 3 to 4 grains of tobacco on it.
3.)Sit back and watch the crust chip away as they come out swingin'.
Sometimes it'll work when you walk through Grand Central Station and drop a dollar in change in front of a gaggle of Bum.
2.)Go tell Bum #1 that Bum #2 was the guy responsible for putting him on the street and that he stole the last little bit of Thunderbird, and his last cigarette filter, you know, the one that has 3 to 4 grains of tobacco on it.
3.)Sit back and watch the crust chip away as they come out swingin'.
Sometimes it'll work when you walk through Grand Central Station and drop a dollar in change in front of a gaggle of Bum.
by mavros April 29, 2006
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