mavros's definitions

8th precient nassau

A wonderful and fun fucking place where the great ( yeah, O.K.) civil servant, better known as PIGS can't make a propper arrest. So what they do is plant stuff on you, or co-erce you or beat you , basicaly do "Whatever" it takes to make an arrest.(A groupe of funky flunkies in uniform)

I just got back from the 8th precient nassau where i told them about a real murder.
Until the detective crawled out from under his desk, I thought the place was empty!

by mavros May 5, 2006

double assed

A realy fat person who looks like they have an ass in the front as well as the back.

Large Marge looks like she could shit out the front or back end, da bitch is double assed!!!

by mavros April 26, 2006

Scrotum Sizzla

The act of dropping your ciggerette while youre driving.

I was on my way to church with a groupe of nuns when i got a scrotum sizzla.

by mavros April 26, 2006

puff n stuff

To smoke while shoving your schlong into any orifice.

" C'mon man...are we leaving?"
"Yeah, i'm just finnishing up on a puff n stuff".

by mavros April 29, 2006

George Glass

What's the matter, didn't anyone out there ever watch the
Brady Bunch? They were so "Groovy" & "Far-out"!
Anyway, in one episode, Jan (Eve Plumb), was envious of
Marsha,Marsha,Marsha, and all of her "Hunks" playing hide the sausage, meanwhile, she (Jan) wasn't very talented @ playing the "skin flute", So she create, (so to speak) An imaginary boyfriend named...
GEORGE GLASS

Jorje: Que passa my freng? Homes, that Jan is looking "Kaliente"
Pedro: Jew better chill Meng, ... You better not let George Glass hear you! I heard that he is one bad Gringo!
By the way, did you ever see him?
Jorje: Nah vatto, you?
Pedro: Nah, but I heard that he's so BAD... he can blow bubbles through bricks!!!

by mavros May 13, 2006

mahstourah

Greek word for "Marajuana"

"Vrey Malaka... Thos taw Mahstourah ethou,
pios ise see? Bogart?
Translation: Hey jerkoff... Give me the marajuana,
Who are you? Bogart?

by mavros April 26, 2006

Pecker Checker

That Fucking Flaming, Faggot standing at the urinal next to you...
And he isn't even Pisssssssssing!!!

" I think that Pecker Checker wanted to be a Peter eater for a day"?

by mavros April 25, 2006