mavros's definitions

Polaroid One-Step

That's what you get when you take the genes of a Polok, and the genes of a one- legged Mongoloid and merge them together.

" Oh shit Earny,that freekin' Polaroid One-step is raking leaves up in the tree.
(Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!

by mavros April 29, 2006

belly bomb

Any type of food, (usualy like a big mac) that makes you sick!

Damn, I ate that belly bomb and it wants out faster than it went down!

by mavros May 5, 2006

mahstourah

Greek word for "Marajuana"

"Vrey Malaka... Thos taw Mahstourah ethou,
pios ise see? Bogart?
Translation: Hey jerkoff... Give me the marajuana,
Who are you? Bogart?

by mavros April 26, 2006

crick

the sound an oriental camera makes

Mr.wong said, "Rook diss ray prease," and the camera went "Crick"

by mavros April 22, 2006

Pecker Checker

That Fucking Flaming, Faggot standing at the urinal next to you...
And he isn't even Pisssssssssing!!!

" I think that Pecker Checker wanted to be a Peter eater for a day"?

by mavros April 25, 2006

Uranus

The Brown star located at the center of the "Ass" Constalation.

Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill"
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?

by mavros May 10, 2006

blob bullets

shooting a load in the bitches face!!!

I shot blob bullets all over the fucking whores face.
Yeah baby

by mavros April 23, 2006