mavros's definitions

8th precient nassau

A wonderful and fun fucking place where the great ( yeah, O.K.) civil servant, better known as PIGS can't make a propper arrest. So what they do is plant stuff on you, or co-erce you or beat you , basicaly do "Whatever" it takes to make an arrest.(A groupe of funky flunkies in uniform)

I just got back from the 8th precient nassau where i told them about a real murder.
Until the detective crawled out from under his desk, I thought the place was empty!

by mavros May 5, 2006

chachi

A gigantic homo from "Happy Days"

chachi sucks fonzi
hey, sounds like a new sitcom?

by mavros May 5, 2006

Cheesewhiz

To fart while taking a piss.

the dude at the urinal just made cheesewhiz

by mavros April 22, 2006

url

The way a moron, Italian from old school Brooklyn says oil.

Uncle Vinny said " Duhhhhh... I'll check to see if there's enough url to burl a pot of water so I can clean the Turlit.... I just spewed all over the seat".

by mavros April 25, 2006

buffing the helmet

Need I spell it out? Oh,... Allright.

SUCKING DICK!!!
What else?

As we drove through Manhattan, en-route to "Park-n-blow",
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.

by mavros May 1, 2006

blob bullets

shooting a load in the bitches face!!!

I shot blob bullets all over the fucking whores face.
Yeah baby

by mavros April 23, 2006

Uranus

The Brown star located at the center of the "Ass" Constalation.

Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill"
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?

by mavros May 10, 2006