mavros's definitions

lets go walking

A fucking brainstorm that fatassed neighbors think up while sitting around eating Entenmans & Haagen Das and drinking diet coke (as if Diet Coke will keep the poor excuse for a brain thiking that she's on a true diet)and watching Jerry Springer, all the while she's still in her Fucking pajamas @ 4:00 in the afternoon.
Now, when they finaly get out of the un-maintaned house, they start flapping thier gums, bend the forearms at the elbows at a 45 degree angle (as if she's been doinh itall her life) and off they go!
This absolutely Fucking useless and moronic idea will last anywhere from 3 days to as much as a whole week before giving it up.

Bertha: "This cake would taste so much better if I could eat it off of Steve's(head of security on Jerry show) cock.
Marge: "oooohh, I know I know, but then your weight would go 610lbs. when 595lbs. looks great.
Bertha: "hey! I know... lets go walking."
Marge: (with the look of sheer terror on her face),she says "What for"?

by mavros April 29, 2006

gladiator

A happy Roman. he was gladiator(glad-i-ater)

did ya hear about the happy roman?
he was gladiator

by mavros April 26, 2006

boxed lunch

A cunt! Twat, 'jina, Hole, PussPuss

I'm going to Nancys and eat her boxed lunch @ the Y

by mavros April 26, 2006

chachi

A gigantic homo from "Happy Days"

chachi sucks fonzi
hey, sounds like a new sitcom?

by mavros May 5, 2006

Cheesewhiz

To fart while taking a piss.

the dude at the urinal just made cheesewhiz

by mavros April 22, 2006

ruptured balls

UHHH...
Could be the painfull outcome from sliding down a rope.

When you slide down a rope and your balls Feel like soap...
you've got mail.Huh? NO NO you've got ruptured balls.


OR

When your slammed inthe door and your balls hitthe floor...
you know what you've got?

by mavros July 25, 2008

Polaroid One-Step

That's what you get when you take the genes of a Polok, and the genes of a one- legged Mongoloid and merge them together.

" Oh shit Earny,that freekin' Polaroid One-step is raking leaves up in the tree.
(Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!

by mavros April 29, 2006