mavros's definitions

ruptured balls

UHHH...
Could be the painfull outcome from sliding down a rope.

When you slide down a rope and your balls Feel like soap...
you've got mail.Huh? NO NO you've got ruptured balls.


OR

When your slammed inthe door and your balls hitthe floor...
you know what you've got?

by mavros July 25, 2008

pink pencile

this is the term used when refering to "Fido's" Pud, or "pecker", when it comes out of its sheeth to play with "Fifi".(pronounced; fee-fee) for all you illiterate interlectuals!

" The good (Yeah rite!!!) Rev. Al Sharpton just can't stop playing with Tawana's dogs pink pencile..."
He just aint nevuh seen nuffin like it.

by mavros May 1, 2006

crew slut

A bitch that gets passed around...
and around....
and around......................

Just buy her a pizza... if she loves it, shes a crew slut!!!
It's a way of life...
The boys in the crew are just waiting for you, to be a crew slut
( From Frank Zappas " Joes Garage")
Her name is Mary

by mavros April 26, 2006

hymen

What you would say when you walk up on a group of men...
"HYMEN"

"hymen, Is this the Kick the Ex-wife in the cunt club"?

by mavros April 29, 2006

belly bomb

Any type of food, (usualy like a big mac) that makes you sick!

Damn, I ate that belly bomb and it wants out faster than it went down!

by mavros May 5, 2006

crick

the sound an oriental camera makes

Mr.wong said, "Rook diss ray prease," and the camera went "Crick"

by mavros April 22, 2006

mahstourah

Greek word for "Marajuana"

"Vrey Malaka... Thos taw Mahstourah ethou,
pios ise see? Bogart?
Translation: Hey jerkoff... Give me the marajuana,
Who are you? Bogart?

by mavros April 26, 2006