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8th precient nassau

A wonderful and fun fucking place where the great ( yeah, O.K.) civil servant, better known as PIGS can't make a propper arrest. So what they do is plant stuff on you, or co-erce you or beat you , basicaly do "Whatever" it takes to make an arrest.(A groupe of funky flunkies in uniform)
I just got back from the 8th precient nassau where i told them about a real murder.
Until the detective crawled out from under his desk, I thought the place was empty!
by mavros May 5, 2006
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bum fights

Easy to start: 1.) Find a minimum of at least 2 Bums.
2.)Go tell Bum #1 that Bum #2 was the guy responsible for putting him on the street and that he stole the last little bit of Thunderbird, and his last cigarette filter, you know, the one that has 3 to 4 grains of tobacco on it.
3.)Sit back and watch the crust chip away as they come out swingin'.
Sometimes it'll work when you walk through Grand Central Station and drop a dollar in change in front of a gaggle of Bum.
I Got filthy when I started a couple of Bum Fights and their crust was flying!
by mavros April 29, 2006
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double assed

A realy fat person who looks like they have an ass in the front as well as the back.
Large Marge looks like she could shit out the front or back end, da bitch is double assed!!!
by mavros April 26, 2006
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hiney lick manuver

What you need to do before you stuff the sluts toilet.
OOOUUUCCCHHH!!! "The bitch rubbed me raw,I knew I should have used the Hiney lick manuver!
by mavros April 26, 2006
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Scrotum Sizzla

The act of dropping your ciggerette while youre driving.
I was on my way to church with a groupe of nuns when i got a scrotum sizzla.
by mavros April 26, 2006
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crackfart

The most putrid,& foul odor one can produce out of his/her body! Easily distinguished by the length and type of noise made during its release...
They usualy last between 10 to 30 seconds and sound sort of like a mouse on a motorcycle.( A Jap bike, not a Harley).
Caution: The silent, Hot ones are deadly!!!
Tyrone just knew his life would be great after he cleared out the entire Bank with just one "Crackfart"!!!
by mavros April 22, 2006
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crick

Mr.wong said, "Rook diss ray prease," and the camera went "Crick"
by mavros April 22, 2006
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