mavros's definitions

crick

the sound an oriental camera makes

Mr.wong said, "Rook diss ray prease," and the camera went "Crick"

by mavros April 22, 2006

crankersore

what you get when you get robbed trying to buy crank

that dude just got robbed hes fuking crankersore

by mavros April 26, 2006

diarrhea

To squirt liquid shit out the anal opening, usualy brought on by a recent trip to Taco bell, Mexico, McDonalds, Booger King; etc. etc.

"when you climb up a ladder and you hear something splatter, it's diarrhea! (Look out below)!

by mavros May 5, 2006

puff n stuff

To smoke while shoving your schlong into any orifice.

" C'mon man...are we leaving?"
"Yeah, i'm just finnishing up on a puff n stuff".

by mavros April 29, 2006

George Glass

What's the matter, didn't anyone out there ever watch the
Brady Bunch? They were so "Groovy" & "Far-out"!
Anyway, in one episode, Jan (Eve Plumb), was envious of
Marsha,Marsha,Marsha, and all of her "Hunks" playing hide the sausage, meanwhile, she (Jan) wasn't very talented @ playing the "skin flute", So she create, (so to speak) An imaginary boyfriend named...
GEORGE GLASS

Jorje: Que passa my freng? Homes, that Jan is looking "Kaliente"
Pedro: Jew better chill Meng, ... You better not let George Glass hear you! I heard that he is one bad Gringo!
By the way, did you ever see him?
Jorje: Nah vatto, you?
Pedro: Nah, but I heard that he's so BAD... he can blow bubbles through bricks!!!

by mavros May 13, 2006

crew slut

A bitch that gets passed around...
and around....
and around......................

Just buy her a pizza... if she loves it, shes a crew slut!!!
It's a way of life...
The boys in the crew are just waiting for you, to be a crew slut
( From Frank Zappas " Joes Garage")
Her name is Mary

by mavros April 26, 2006

pink pencile

this is the term used when refering to "Fido's" Pud, or "pecker", when it comes out of its sheeth to play with "Fifi".(pronounced; fee-fee) for all you illiterate interlectuals!

" The good (Yeah rite!!!) Rev. Al Sharpton just can't stop playing with Tawana's dogs pink pencile..."
He just aint nevuh seen nuffin like it.

by mavros May 1, 2006