matti's definitions

vedä käteen

finnish = eng. fuck off

- ei tähän saa pysäköidä!
- vedä käteen!
- no parking here!
- fuck off!

by matti March 7, 2005

VLV

a finnish military abreviation for "viikonloppuvapaa", free weekend off duty.
slang "velvi"

- ens perjantaina alkaa velvi

by matti April 30, 2005

frick-a-frack

An expletive that is used as an alternative to the more common four-letter F word used in times of frustration or disappointment when profanity is not acceptable.

See also fudge, fudgesicle, fooey, frappacino, or frick/frickin'.

A heavy object falls on your foot. You are in front of your children. "Frick-a-frack!" you yell as you jump up and down, holding your injured appendage.

by Matti February 15, 2004

matti nykänen

finnish skijumper, born 1963 in jyväskylä.
awards: olympic medals 4 golds 1 silver, world championships 4 golds 1 silver 3 bronze.
today matti make his penalty from stabbing.
short CV: skijumper, burglar, male-stripper, alcoholist, clown, celebrity. read more matti

elämä on laiffii
life is just life
elämä on ihmisen parasta aikaa
life is the best time in life
ehkä join, ehkä en, so not
maybe I drink, maybe not, so not

by matti March 13, 2005

Lutka

slut in finnish. Women with questionable moral.

- se ämmä on lutka!
- that bitch is totally slut!

by matti April 11, 2005

conjubilate

v.-the unpleasant churning motion of the contents of one's stomach during running, jumping or other physical activity.

conjublilation (n.), conjublilating (adj.), conjubliatingly (adv.)

My steak and eggs was conjublilating all around as I ran after the city bus.

by Matti February 15, 2004

mutakuono

very rude insult in finnish, which mean often southern european, african, middle-east or coloured person. Racist term. Literaly "mud-nose"

- hei mutakuono, painu vittuun!

by matti April 8, 2005