A Helsinki is a massive dump, mostly found after hefty thinking in the little room.
Boy, I just took a huge Helsinki. It almost came to the rim.
by Sandokansan June 29, 2009
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The coolest places and people. Also has a cool-sounding language.
Live and Love the Helsinki!
by Alec LeClair August 23, 2007
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It has the best record stores in the world.
Keltainen Jäänsärkijä is in Helsinki, the capital of Finland.
by Zombie December 27, 2003
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cool; used as an adjective to describe something that is cool
That is so helsinki!
by Noorin & Lauren November 18, 2005
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To be found out; exposed as something lesser, often to a shocking degree; owned.

Derivation: Trump’s subservient performance with Putin in Helsinki.
Brice told me he has a 4.0 but I saw his grade portal and it was a 2.9.

Oh shit, Helsinkied.
by Donotatme May 3, 2019
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The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.
Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.
by The TGIF brothers March 28, 2011
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A mental condition where the afflicted person is unable to distinguish between the countries of Sweden and Finland, despite the two being distinct from each other. This condition is usually a symptom of a lack of general geographic awareness.

This condition usually manifests itself when the sufferer attempts to convey the concept of Stockholm syndrome to others.
From the news channel in Die Hard:
Gail Wallens: Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
Dr. Hasseldorf: Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome.
Harvey Johnson: As in Helsinki, Sweden.
Dr. Hasseldorf: Finland.

From Top Gear:
Richard Hammond: I finally understand what they mean by that, is it Helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they're released, miss their kidnappers.
by r3loaded August 11, 2011
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